Just another reason to get a hobby phone.

[Guest102513-1]

Ahh yes, Coach's.....the place of broken dreams and dashed hopes!!!!

But I hear dipshit tuna on Tues is something very special.

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by ElamEno

I always wondered what they call that street before naming it State Line Road, and we all know how dangerous it still is to cross that road.

Obviously you've read some of the propaganda spread by the likes of adeptus and others who speak of the evils of Kansas in general and Johnson County in particular.

The truth is there are Missouri hobbyist & pimp sniffing dogs near the border on the lookout for those who dare to cross.

If those nefarious characters get by the dogs, there is another line of defense! Have you seen those devices on the back of police patrol cars, the purpose of which is supposedly to capture pics of license plates? Well, that's more propaganda! They are for assisting in keeping Missouri hobbyists out of Kansas.

The girls are welcome, but not the guys....

But shhhhh...no one is supposed to know....

[Guest102513-1]

As a proud, long standing, tax paying, god fearing resident of Johnson County....but definitely not a Republican

I have no major quarrel with the "girls welcome policy", so as a good resident I warmly accept the welcoming of them...however I am truly sorry about the Mo guys! Not my idea at all, but what can I do, but follow the stated policy.

Ohhhh and btw...welcome girls!!!! Come on in, the temperature is perfect.

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by ElamEno

Hmmm looks like another one that has a strange infatuation with Kaylen...
she seems to make some silly girls pretty jealous... must mean she is doing something right.

No and no.

What I find interesting is the whole concept of being a provider's cheerleader...

What's the upside? It's not exclusivity in this case, that much we know.

Obviously, there is a downside.

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by ElamEno

Is that not what most of our postings are designed to do?

Your posts? Satisfied customer and then some, I guess. I'm not sure who's paying whom, though.

As for the party in question..
I find it interesting that he/she started out (with the current alias) eliciting responses by referencing a certain lady,
and then keeps looping back to referencing that lady... it's starting to sound like a broken record.

Try again. Read slower next time - move your lips as needed.

[ElumEno]

You are right....
there is absolutely no evidence of you continually trying to elicit responses by referencing a particular lady.... nope none at all!

Please take this as my most humble and sincere apology for ever doubting you.
Thank you and have a great day.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Where's the facepalm emoticon?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

The only thing that would make this thread worth reading would be some poor client coming out of the woodwork and saying, A) I bought her a plane ticket to see her sick mother and she used it to go to Cali to keep hooking or, B) I bought her a car and she done used it to drive to Cali and keep hooking!!!

Originally Posted by NoahScape

When a provider posts a threAD, or responds to a general post where she embeds a picture that links back to a Photobucket album that's in her real name, how do you react? 1) Casual oversight; Should be cool if I go to her incall since she has lots and lots of good reviews. 2) Maybe not the smartest choice, but if I set up an outcall it should be cool. 3) I don't care how many hundred good reviews she has, I'll find someone more careful.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Not really.

Everyone has a history.

If I'm expected to provide personal information to a provider for screening that's not with-it enough to post/host photos discretely, then I wonder about that provider. If she gets pinched, does she turn over her smartphone/laptop/whatever to L.E.?

Then what happens?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Or concentrate on finding providers that can use that information confidentially.

What's up with your avatar pic? I've never seen a Marshall with expanded mesh on the front...do tell what that's all about.

It doesn't look like the JTM-45 that's been our basement for the last 40 year or so, anyway.

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Enchante.

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll get at least two providers to reply."

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Me 246. Or 247.

No way you'll ever get a discount by saying that...

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Double thumbs down.

First, the original Dukes of Hazzard had Catherine Bach playing Daisy Duke. She's the reason there are shorts named after her.

Second, Nancy Sinatra did, "These Boots are Made for Walking." Not Jizzica Simpson.

More to the point - If you want to ink your thigh, go for it.

The vast majority of OB/GYN docs don't really care any more, as long as your money/insurance is good. So, move the ink up as far as you think it will help your business.

That doesn't mean your kids won't have questions at some point in the future, though.

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

"You're gonna get Hep B, save enough to see your PCP"?

I kid! I kid!

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Of course. Dangling the carrot, just like KC's favorite is doing in California.

Best,
Noah

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Tough to make a living in SoCal, isn't it?

Welcome back!

Originally Posted by NoahScape

So I guess that's when the new open borders immigration policy goes into effect, then?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Drinks of what?

While I might not be the semen connoisseur you are, I do try to pay attention to immigration policy. I just thought I might have missed an announcement.

Anyway, wasn't it Falstaff that said (paraphrasing), discretion was the better part of valor?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

See my post in Requests/ISO.

That was a nice way for me to say, "I'm not a cum guzzler, but I can understand why you are a cum guzzler."

And no, I'm not a girl. I'm not interested in penises that don't belong to me, either. Mine is much too awesome to pay attention to anyone else's!.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Really?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Sniff...

Nope, I'm using my one and only username, too.

I didn't get any offer from Kaylen, either. Not that whether I did or didn't would matter to you. Unless of course, your business is so slow that you feel compelled to comment, that is.

Speaking of slow, what are you doing in your spare time now that your compadres/competition got pinched and/or retired?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

So I guess this would be the time to talk about how your "trip" to SoCal has boosted your career and how we're lucky to have you back, right???

Originally Posted by NoahScape

You what???

Is that the, "You have the most awesomest unit ever and I'm honored to be slobbering on it look?" or the, "I'm not getting any precum, so what's the deal look?" Sometimes it's subtle, but it's there.

Hopefully, you don't open the fridge door and see a case of Snapple, since that's their trademark...

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Good luck with that.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

I think your new tag line is kind of creepy...just saying.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

No, I don't suppose you do. And that's O.K.

I am thankful that you're not teaching human sexuality, though.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Or a gallon of Purell.

Practical stuff is good!

Originally Posted by NoahScape

How much data can they mine from you with Kaylen paying for your extension?

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Maybe he just feels sorry for you.

Ever think of that?

Kind of like you being proud of asking a girl to the Sadie Hawkins dance...

Originally Posted by NoahScape

No and no.

What I find interesting is the whole concept of being a provider's cheerleader...

What's the upside? It's not exclusivity in this case, that much we know.

Obviously, there is a downside.

Originally Posted by NoahScape

Your posts? Satisfied customer and then some, I guess. I'm not sure who's paying whom, though.

Try again. Read slower next time - move your lips as needed.

And just to stay on the tread topic...
I now use a hobby phone and google voice.

[NoahScape]

Originally Posted by ElamEno

You are right....
there is absolutely no evidence of you continually trying to elicit responses by referencing a particular lady.... nope none at all!

Please take this as my most humble and sincere apology for ever doubting you.
Thank you and have a great day.

Convicts need love, too.

Which you have so amply proven.