WTF........is up with the ISO?

[MasterBaiter1996]

I am ISO of a chick named Pink for a good time, anyone know where to look?

[Matador]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Thankyou!

No one got butthurt from having the "Short notice Availability" (The original thread, without all the damn rules in it) and we need that thread back!

Also, is the "ISO anyone who really needs business?" Thread gone too?

Damn.

The original thread? No place for it in the ISO. That is what your Provider ads and weekend lineups are for, that is where full blown ads belong, not the ISO. Read the Forum Guidelines or even the description of each forum, and that will clarify for you why many things are not allowed on certain forums.

This is not difficult folks, it is in fact very simple, and the information is available all over the board if people just take 10 seconds to read.

[syeira pink]

Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

I am ISO of a chick named Pink for a good time, anyone know where to look?

Wait..........I know a chic name Pink.......................oh shucks, that's me!!!!!!

MasterBaiter1996.....anytime!! !!!!!!!!!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Matador

This is not difficult folks, it is in fact very simple, and the information is available all over the board if people just take 10 seconds to read.

Oh heck Matador, what if the the fucktard has a woody right now? Those 10 seconds are an eternity. Or one of my longer sessions.

[MasterBaiter1996]

Originally Posted by syeira pink

MasterBaiter1996.....anytime!! !!!!!!!!!

[Ahlure]

I have been told by many hobbiest that they do not read ADs. They don't have time to go through and see who is in town. That a lot of girls send them PMs saying they will be in town and they were just letting them know. I was then told by a mod that it is considered spam. So if you send it to the wrong guy and he reports you than you can get in trouble. I go to the ISO section and I respond to some because I was also told the more they see your name more exposure you have and the more chance you have of a guy seeing you.

My conclusion is Don't post Ads and post on everyone's post so guys see you everywhere.... Yea like we have time to do that,lol.

Anyways I agree with you SP it's been crazy in that forum here lately.

[luv2luv]

The ISO has degenerated into the same thing that so many of the posts in the coed section have become: an indication of how lazy dudes can be. How many threads are: "Who's the cutest 18 year old blonde offering BBBJ?" or "Who's the hottest GFE/PSE in Arlington?" or "Who's the hottest spinner under $100?" Nobody wants to do their own research anymore They want to post one quick question and have the experienced hobbiests provide a ranked listing with all factors outlined, phone numbers and websites furnished, and ... you get the picture. The ISOs have become the same thing. Rather than actually looking, I'll just post an ISO for a GFE BBBJ in the Market Center area at 7:00 tomorrow and hope the perfect provider responds.

Now I'll wait for the replies saying "Hey, that's what this board is for!" or "I'm just trying to make the board interesting. Doesn't everybody want to know the answer?"

I think I've become waay too jaded.

[Matador]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Oh heck Matador, what if the the fucktard has a woody right now? Those 10 seconds are an eternity. Or one of my longer sessions.

I was answering to brownsugarbaby who wants to blame the mods for something that a handful of providers ruined for all the other girls.

[MUSHROOM MAN]

Far too often, between crazy ass work schedules and coming up with the next good reliable lie to the SO, it is last minute that I know if I can play or not. I like the P411 ads, I scroll through them fairly often,

[Superlark]

I rarely read the provider's ad's because it consumes a lot of time to read every ad.When i see a provider comment in ISO or review about her and i interested i look at her show case and ad.

ECCIE website has different web-programming for many forums. So i think the ad forum needs a little enhancement like,

add Icon to move to next thread at the bottom like the one when we read the forum and it shows the number of pages.
- Make gallery like BP with 2 lines under the picture that can be used for important info like area, special...etc.

[Copierguy0]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

As I recollect, I've not posted in the ISO here in Dallas, but you have to admit that the provider ads section is horribly organized. Plus, many of the ads are unreadable or poorly written. There is no uniformity in pictures in the ads. Pricing information is allowed one day, prohibited the next. I used to try to make a point of at least browsing ads every time I logged in. Now, I'll bet I haven't looked at the ads for at least a year. I just pick a gal based on reviews. The adds are just too messy and disorganized to contemplate. This site is crying out for some sort of intelligent organization of ads.

At least the ISO's -- in concept -- place the time burden on those who stand to benefit economically. But that apparently doesn't work either. I haven't followed that section either, but the single most useful thread (from my standpoint), the moderators have apparently gotten rid of I now hear.

There has to be a small (or perhaps large) fortune to be made in matching escorts in need of clients with clients seeking escorts with certain attributes. I'm not sure how difficult it would be (legal ramifications aside), but it is a gold mine waiting to be tapped.

Very Well Said Sir.

I see ALOT of provider AD's that give you this long story about how she is the best and will rock my world, blah, blah, blah... Let me be the judge of that. ... with all that typing a provider does, how hard is it to type a damn location for that AD?
"Plano" or " Frisco" or "Carrollton" "Addison" "635/75 high 5" area, etc... ???
not just north dallas.

5 things in every AD is all we need:

1) Pictures or Videos or both
2) Pricing
3) Location
4) availability
5) P411 link

thats it, sweet and to the point.
If you are serious about being a provider, put that much info on your sig. line.

CG

[LazurusLong]

1. An attempt to search Provider ads is worthless because for quite a long time, ECCIE search was dead. Even now, Search is pretty worthless when looking for specifics.

2. Go take a look at a particular provider that you know her age, ethnicity, location (more than just a word like Dallas), honest weight, height and God forbid, service. Then try to search for her and see if she is returned in search.

EVERY provider ad should have basic SEARCHABLE and search friendly fields that a guy can find. And search doesn't allow for a range so if you are looking for a providers in her mid-30's or mid-20's good luck. And an ISO will turn up anything except for what you post looking for.

Syeira,

Your most recent ad has prices and a very generic location. A good start but nothing on the other typical ISO terms. So yes, you have great photos (can't search for photos) but very little other searchable information.


Syeira, your

[TinMan]

Originally Posted by Copierguy0

Very Well Said Sir.

I see ALOT of provider AD's that give you this long story about how she is the best and will rock my world, blah, blah, blah... Let me be the judge of that. ... with all that typing a provider does, how hard is it to type a damn location for that AD?
"Plano" or " Frisco" or "Carrollton" "Addison" "635/75 high 5" area, etc... ???
not just north dallas.

5 things in every AD is all we need:

1) Pictures or Videos or both
2) Pricing
3) Location
4) availability
5) P411 link

thats it, sweet and to the point.
If you are serious about being a provider, put that much info on your sig. line.

CG

I'm right there with you on every ad just needing to have those 5 items (with #5 being modified to include a link to whatever website she advertises on, not just p411). I wish there was an ad template, just like there is a review template.

[Copierguy0]

Originally Posted by TinMan

I'm right there with you on every ad just needing to have those 5 items (with #5 being modified to include a link to whatever website she advertises on, not just p411). I wish there was an ad template, just like there is a review template.

TinMan, I just spent a couple hours looking for an AD or SIG. line that has ALL 5 Items, guess how many i found? NONE

Some have 1, or 2, or 3 but none has all 5 ... thats a shame. I can find all 5 if i look on many seperate pages, AD's, Showcases, links, and reviews. (and then accuracy becomes an issue because, most of that info is between 15-to-30-days old) not making it easy for us just tells me that they are not serious about this business or just plain lazy, instead they type this long story that THEY think we want to read. NOT

CG

[Guest070313]

Originally Posted by syeira pink

Has the ISO section turned into " I am to lazy to read the provider ads"??

I mean c'mon now, every other ISO is looking for something that almost all the ladies do......( I said almost don't get pissy if you don't ..I did say almost)

So, is it to hard to read the ads? If they are not being read, then why should we take the time to write them? Is it now, that we the ladies are suppose to go hunt down a ISO .........I thought the guys contacted us.. WE ARE THE PROVIDERS...........??

I thought, ( I have been wrong ONCE ) that we post ads, you guys go find that "strange" of the day and we all are happy? AM I WRONG?

So, guys, UNLESS it's a specif ISO..get off your lazy asses and check out the ads........WE DONT have time to sit here and check the ISO section to see if we qualify for your simple request........... sheeshh.

I mean, we take the time to, clean our in-calls, do our hair and makeup, take phone calls, check emails, make arrangements for our kids.......and so on and so on............AND write our ads.


I hope I have not started a ugly thread here, I am just trying to point out a couple of things from the providers side of things.

Syeira

I like deep throat sloppy blowjobs! I don't usually se that in ads... Let me know if you're down. I'll see you next week. I've always found you attractive.