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Old 06-29-2010, 10:12 AM   #16
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If you're THAT worried about getting caught....maybe you should just stay home and "polish the bishop".....
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:58 AM   #17
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I do not understand why you encourage this idiot. It is obvious that he has never hobbied, and, as I have suggested in another thread, is probably a teenage out of school for the summer and using his mom and dad's computer to play.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:30 AM   #18
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If we encourage him a little he will show his absolute idiacracy and and give us something to laugh at, maybe even tell us about the time he was abducted by space alians and used as a sex slave.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:59 AM   #19
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I can talk to the police when they arive on the scene or I can talk to the police after they hunt my ass down. Ether way I will have to talk to the police, fake hair can't stop that.
Call the police? While you're visiting an escort and getting robbed by her pimp?

That's funny.

"What seems to be the problem here, sir?"

"Well, I was illegaly paying this little hottie here for sex, when her pimp tried to rob me!" ROFL

No, you defend yourself and take the guy out, then you take off in an unmarked car, all while wearing such a disguise that your description will be completely innacurate.

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Old 06-29-2010, 12:06 PM   #20
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I thought Aurthur Bishop got killed by Jan Michael Vincent? Must have been a great disguise.
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Old 06-29-2010, 01:16 PM   #21
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Geez, I gotta agree with Mar6. I'm going for some more popcorn, anybody need anything? These posts read like a soap opera. One Lay At A Time.
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Old 06-29-2010, 02:13 PM   #22
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Call the police? While you're visiting an escort and getting robbed by her pimp?
Fire a gun and someone will call the police.
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"Well, I was illegaly paying this little hottie here for sex, when her pimp tried to rob me!" ROFL
I was only paying for her time. That's not my DNA in her mouth.
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No, you defend yourself and take the guy out, then you take off in an unmarked car, all while wearing such a disguise that your description will be completely innacurate.
And you still left enough evidence to positivaly identify yourself and gave a jury reason not to beleave that it was self defence.
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Old 06-29-2010, 02:51 PM   #23
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Fire a gun and someone will call the police.
First, you're assuming the weapon is a gun. Second, you're assuming people would hear it

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And you still left enough evidence to positivaly identify yourself and gave a jury reason not to beleave that it was self defence.
If one wore proper disguise, there would be no need to stay behind and try and claim self defense.

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Old 06-29-2010, 03:20 PM   #24
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"Gun" is figurative. Whatever weapon is used, the police will be involved at some point.
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If one wore proper disguise, there would be no need to stay behind and try and claim self defense.
And just what kind of disguise can cover up finger prints, shoe prints, hair, the DNA sample left in the condom( or the girl if no condom used).
If you think a rubber nose will keep you out of prison, go for it. We will all be laughing as we watch the trial on the nightly news.
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:33 PM   #25
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LOL,

I enjoyed the post and the responses. Now here is my very personal take on this issue...

I schedule the meeting, and once I am outside, I look at the steering wheel, and think,
this bitch is out to get me, am I ready to loose money, freedom, family, job, health? If I can say yes, then I go. If I cant, then I cancel and leave. If nothing happens, I win.

The truth is, no matter what, if its your time, it will happen. No disguise will save you if you are the victim of a scam, or if LE is running bust, or if the provider is drunk or high, and gets out of control.

Remember, this is an ILLEGAL hobby, eventually, we all get caught by a scam, police, special other, or a disease.

So don't hobby if you can't afford to get caught, because you will, eventually.

My $0.02. Good luck, bro!
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:47 PM   #26
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The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one
I found a photo of mrbishop's dog right before he sneaked into the neighbor's yard to get some strange.

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Old 06-29-2010, 06:06 PM   #27
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Wearing a disguise???

Lol. I'm sorry dude, but

Maybe you could just go Clark Kent style and throw on a pair of glasses. That has fooled Metropolis for the last 75 years.

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Old 06-29-2010, 09:05 PM   #28
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This has been the absolutely most hilarious thread I have ever read. I agree with some of the posters above, "mr bishop" needs to start studying for his TAKS test or he will never get out of High School.

It is 10:00 pm. I have had too many. Going to bed laughing about Mr. Bishop's questions..
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:42 AM   #29
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I made friends with the guys that keep hovering around my house in the black helicopter. They beam me in and out of my hooker appointments. No need for disguises or fake plates. I can even go nekkid if I want and not be seen.
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Old 06-30-2010, 07:59 AM   #30
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Shackleton, where did you get that picture of my dog?
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