Strippers Vs. Providers ... who is better in bed?

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by bbkid

Huh?

Now that's funny right there...

[bashful1]

Seems like most strippers that are down to play are a bit more wild. They definitely exude sexiness. I was at a poker game last night and there was this mega hot girl hanging out there and I asked my buddy what the deal with her was. He said he found her in a strip club and hooked up with her and asked her if she wanted to make extra money last night and there she was.

She was very hot so I couldn't resist asking tho I like to keep my activities discreet. And maybe it was the scotch talking too. LOL. I was quoted 500 tho and that was for going upstairs at the house... Which isn't discreet at all and probably a rushed visit given the scenario. I politely declined. Another few drinks and I might have been stupid

[TheAntichrist666]

The most intense sessions I have ever had in my life, were by strippers. They literally fucked the shit out of me, they were fucking me like if they were possessed by the devil. Being a guy...I would actually go home sore after the encounter. My dick and balls were hurting for a couple days after the encounter. Them sessions I had were fucking violent, but I enjoyed every second of it.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Being a guy...

Thanks for clarifying that...beginning to think this is a reincarnation handle...

[Molay]

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

The most intense sessions I have ever had in my life, were by strippers. They literally fucked the shit out of me, they were fucking me like if they were possessed by the devil.

I couldn't agree more. My experiences with strippers outside the club have been unbelievable! There is a reason why dudes stick with crazy bitches! The hotter the sex, the more stupidity we can put up with!

Buckcherry was right!!

Hey! You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

[Molay]

Or maybe I should have said, "The hotter the sex, the more stupid we become."

[kerwil62]

I know we're talking about providers and strippers, but what about freaky ass civilians???

I'm choosing civilians simply because of no transaction and time limits.

But if I had to choose between providers and strippers only, I'd go providers because of the craziness of strippers. Luckily for me I hadn't had to deal with a super crazy stripper.

[TheAntichrist666]

And speaking of Strippers...I'm at Treasures right now! : ) lol

[lowdog]

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

And speaking of Strippers...I'm at Treasures right now! : ) lol

This guy here is at a strip club 365 days a year.

[TheAntichrist666]

I just got out of Treasures right now and she fucked my brains out again! Yeahhh!!! Wooohooo!!! My head is spinning and my brains were on the floor! Lol : ) I'm going home right now. I'm literally wasted right now. Omg! Omg! That is all I can say right now... She was that awesome.

[TheAntichrist666]

I agree with you Molay.

[SneakyCancer]

i thought they were the same. only difference is....one advertises with cell phone pics and other does live view. Both like extras and otc action.

[blowpop]

Depends.

If you hook up with a stripper at the club or OTC, you're seeing a provider who's smart about marketing. As a stripper she's probably considerably more attractive than average, but also less professional, more conceited, and more likely to let her looks make up for a lackluster performance. So whether she's better or worse than a typical provider depends on your priorities - if you're an eye candy guy who's grateful for a CBJ you could be happy, but if you're a more discerning hobbyist you could very well feel ripped off, especially if a shopping trip is part of the OTC activities. A word to the wise: Avoid the Galleria at all costs.

On the other hand, if you actually date a stripper your experiences will run the gamut.

The best are outstanding - attention-craving nymphos who obsess about their appearance and want nothing more than the praise that comes from leaving you drained and shaking after an evening of the horizontal mambo. And killer eye candy.

The worst are the poster child for the crazy, unstable basket case. Attractive? Could be. But a train wreck that will drag you down with her. The second happiest day of the relationship is the day you meet her, and the happiest is the day you leave her or she finds some other poor fool to take a ride on the crazy train.

[Dorian Gray]

^^^^
You been reading my diary again?

[TheAntichrist666]

Thanks!