FIRST IMPRESSIONS

[Perfect Gentleman]

FRANKLIN4...
If I keep babbling ,eventually something rational comes out.

[pyramider]

Chimps at the keyboard ... eventually something of value will be produced. Unfortunately, the chimps shot your one reasonable thought over this ... That will be it for the next couple of years.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

What impresses me first is cleanliness, I don't care what you're dressed in, a suit or jeans, cargos whatever, but an open smile, a hug and a kiss at the door, and a friendly disposition goes a long way.

[Perfect Gentleman]

HEY DAPHNE...
NICE TO MEET YOU.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

nice to meet you too.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

If a provider checks your references what she LIKES to hear is..
HE'S CLEAN I'm a fucking hair bag
HE FOLLOWED THE RULES rules, I follow my own.
HE'S HARMLESS I'm never harmless
If thats what their saying about you,you should have no problem seeing any provider.

[Lexxxy]

I look at hands and teeth the most, I also smell someone. Some guys show up in nice suites with cufflinks yet they have onion breath from lunch, food in their teeth, smell like they made out with an ashtray, and have unkempt nails with sharp edges and/or dirt under them*GAG*. I expect someone to be hygienic when they show up OR ask to use my shower and mouth wash before anything. Dirty hands aren't touching me! Sharp nails, long nails, jagged edged nails, dirty nails, and dirty teeth aren't coming anywhere near my face, hair, or flower. If someone doesn't take my strong drink/mint/mouthwash offer they don't get to experience my amazing kisses.
As soon as I check into a room I hand wash the ice bucket, get the maids to bring me a fresh new bed spread, put hand sanitizer in the bathroom, and I lysol everything(door knobs, light switches, head boards, remotes, sink faucets, beds, drawer handles, seats ...)my regulars know how spotless I keep things on my person as well as in my incall. With that being said imagine my HORROR when someone left skidmarks on my sheets in Vegas! I honestly would have never imagined that could ever happen. I was mortified when he got up to get dressed and I saw that O_o I threw a cup of Dr Pepper on the bed and called room service to change my entire bed then took a crazy long shower. O_o Icky.
CHECK YOUR BUTT CRACKS.
I would never put someone on the clock for a 5 minute shower, washing their hands, or brushing their teeth...hell they could even use my deodorant and lotion if they want as long as they are clean!

[Perfect Gentleman]

LEXXXY..GOOD READ
Except for the skidmarks remark. THATS going to give me less then sweet dreams tonight..lol

[vern0064]

Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

LEXXXY..GOOD READ
Except for the skidmarks remark. THATS going to give me less then sweet dreams tonight..lol

Lexxy, great read as well the skid marks ouch!!! i do try to take care of that buisness well in advance and if i happen too i make sure im clean in the back area.

I also like you say when i get to the location i go to the bathroom and wash my hands and clean up to make sure im fresh, i chew gum before hand and carry dedorant in my car to keep fresh( wife once asked why i kept it in my car) LOL

[Maximum4]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

imagine my HORROR when someone left skidmarks on my sheets in Vegas! I honestly would have never imagined that could ever happen. I was mortified when he got up to get dressed and I saw that O_o I threw a cup of Dr Pepper on the bed and called room service to change my entire bed then took a crazy long shower. O_o Icky.
CHECK YOUR BUTT CRACKS.

That is nasty. It guess it goes both ways. I hate getting all cleaned up, smelling good and then show up to a stink hole.

[guest032013]

Here to pay, not impress. Peace

[pyramider]

High maintenance is high maintenance.

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

When a provider sees you for the first time what will she see that would make a good first impression?
I know your gonna say well groomed. But that means different things to different people.
Do ladies really check out a guys shoes? I know women LOVE shoes.
They also love fingernails. Do they check out a guys nails?
What would it take for them to become a SOUP NAZI and say no soup for you?
Its summer ,short weather,if I can keep them from laughing at my legs when we first meet I think I've done a good job.

Cleanliness should be a given. I'm always clean. It's a self-respect thing. If you don't respect yourself first, how can you respect others? Personal hygiene also includes clean and well-trimmed finger and toenails.

As for my clothes, I dress mostly casual unless I’m attending something that I need to dress up for. But, whatever I wear is always freshly laundered.

One big thing with me is breath. I always carry mouthwash in my vehicle. I never want bad breath when talking to anyone, much less becoming intimate. Plus using mouthwash a couple times a day cuts down on calculus (dental plaque/tartar). One would be amazed at the effect of daily mouthwash use – the dental hygienist need only scrape a little bit, and you’re out of the chair in no time!

All this grooming, hopefully, will deflect attention from my tiny pee pee!

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by The Drummer

Cleanliness should be a given. I'm always clean. It's a self-respect thing. If you don't respect yourself first, how can you respect others? Personal hygiene also includes clean and well-trimmed finger and toenails.

As for my clothes, I dress mostly casual unless I’m attending something that I need to dress up for. But, whatever I wear is always freshly laundered.

One big thing with me is breath. I always carry mouthwash in my vehicle. I never want bad breath when talking to anyone, much less becoming intimate. Plus using mouthwash a couple times a day cuts down on calculus (dental plaque/tartar). One would be amazed at the effect of daily mouthwash use – the dental hygienist need only scrape a little bit, and you’re out of the chair in no time!

All this grooming, hopefully, will deflect attention from my tiny pee pee!

What a man! Mouthwash is so important I dont understand why so many people don't even buy it. Now I'm curious about your equipment *Giggles*.
I am rocking vintage Ludwigs with Zildjian symbols with cobra double kick. At my apt I have a stool instead of a throne and I have my set there on a cage with one base drum with a 2 mallet double kick and in my parents garage I am set up with 2 base drums all standing independently with a cushy throne. I used to have a practice pad kit set up at my apt but I just need to hear it or else it isn't fun playing, what a waste of money, I sold it on craigslist after a month.

[pyramider]

In the South you cannot keep mouthwash in the car. Bottles bloat and explode in the summer. Plus, you ever rinse with 120+ degree mouthwash? It ain't a good feeling.