Gentlemen here are some things you might wanna check, before your appt takes place...

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by Fastcar

Guys,I believe this is not an etiquette list but a shot at a recent reviewer. If I made a provider list,it would include not being under the influence of substances,legal or otherwise.......

+1 had it happen to me they never were asked back....

[uniquemonique]

I'm clean and sober. Smoking cigarettes is my vise. But I can assure you would never know it. My in call is always clean, fresh and breathable. I take ever precaution to see to it. With automatic air fresheners in ever room. Along with cleaning before and after every client.

I don't believe in carpet it breeds germs. My floors are Ceramic title through out. Spotless.

[mojoworkin]

Would anyone really check the unimportant box? Really?

Seriously, what kind of clod shows up needing a shower, deodorant, or mouthwash? Ladies, care to share any horror stories on this subject? Please, no open sore details. I'm squeemish like that.

[Long Ron Silver]

Originally Posted by mojoworkin

what kind of clod shows up needing a shower,...

Actually, in Texas, during this time of year, when it's 100+ degrees outside, one has to shower again when one arrives at the incall. No big deal though. The smart provider knows how to turn this into a fun situation.

[The DarkSide]

The only freak to say hygiene is not important is long Ron silver, damn I am right below his comment, downwind on his stank!

[bartipero]

Cowboy up, Dark Side. Studies show that stinch is high in pheromone content and will have the ladies chasing you down the street, though it may be with a fire hose, unless you are the true Pepe Le Pew.

Dites-moi
Pourquoi,
Chere Mad'moiselle,
Est-ce que
Parce que
Vous m'aimez?

[big country]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Ouch...where is BC?

I am going to take the high road on this one but the comment about open bleeding sores was over the top.
Excuse the messy end table where you had to pick up your full donation. op

[creeper1]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

That is disgusting. There is no reason a provider should have "leftovers" from another client when meeting with another.

LMFAO @ leftovers

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Fastcar

Guys,I believe this is not an etiquette list but a shot at a recent reviewer. If I made a provider list,it would include not being under the influence of substances,legal or otherwise.......

Not being under the influence brought to mind another idea: not having a mental disorder. Crazy people make me nervous. You don't know what to expect.


JR

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by bartipero

Cowboy up, Dark Side. Studies show that stinch is high in pheromone content and will have the ladies chasing you down the street, though it may be with a fire hose, unless you are the true Pepe Le Pew.

Dites-moi
Pourquoi,
Chere Mad'moiselle,
Est-ce que
Parce que
Vous m'aimez?

True

Sweat is high in pheromone content and will really turn the ladies on. I have had several ladies comment about the affects of fresh sweat. However, please note the use of the word "fresh". it doesn't take long for bacteria to go to work on the sweat and in a short time create the stench. With the bacteria working the pheromones are also gone.

JR

[uniquemonique]

Well having a chemical imbalance in your brain. Doesn't mean your crazy.. I think it's unfair for you and anybody else to Judge and comment on one's disability.
Especially considering they have no control of there genes.

That being said.....Women in general are all Crazy...

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by uniquemonique

Well having a chemical imbalance in your brain. Doesn't mean your crazy.. I think it's unfair for you and anybody else to Judge and comment on one's disability.
Especially considering they have no control of there genes.

That being said.....Women in general are all Crazy...

The word "Crazy" is not a word that is usually used by mental health professionals. I did find this definition:

crazy |ˈkrāzē| informal
adjective ( -zier , -ziest )
1 mentally deranged, esp. as manifested in a wild or aggressive way : Stella went crazy and assaulted a visitor | a crazy grin.
• extremely annoyed or angry : the noise they made was driving me crazy.
• foolish : it was crazy to hope that good might come out of this mess.
2 extremely enthusiastic: I'm crazy about Cindy | a football-crazy bunch of boys.
3 (of an angle) appearing absurdly out of place or in an unlikely position : the monument leaned at a crazy angle.
• archaic (of a ship or building) full of cracks or flaws; unsound or shaky.

JR

[Helicopter206]

That's why I don't like DATY
I don't want the last guy still hanging around.
Another is DFK. If I know she gives BBBJ. CIM.
It's just me...