Ball Cancer from a HJ

[nuglet]

I had cancer at 16, I can laugh at it now, because I wasn't supposed to see 17.. No problem.. what was a problem, is no longer a problem.. don't linger on it... just be glad it's something that is in the past.. gotta like THAT!

[knotty man]

i feel your pain.
i was diagnosed as "mexican" at an early age. my parents, juanita and manuel were SHOCKED! they had prayed to "our lady" for a white child (with a credit score of 850), but alas, it was not to be.
by all outward appearances, i seem normal.
but, when i see an old ricky martin video ,or hear a menudo song. i start jonsing for some taco bell on the down low!!!

[TGF]

To be really safe, I am sure all the providers here will be providing ONLY CHJs while wearing gloves - double protection For further safety for the hobbiers here I suggest fully covering codpieces, just to be safe in case a risky provider manages to get a BB hand inside your pants.

This reminds me of another warning to those in the hobby: you get hearing aids from too much listening to too many A**holes )

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by TGF

This reminds me of another warning to those in the hobby: you get hearing aids from too much listening to too many A**holes )

Too late were probably all infected already !

[budman33]

Originally Posted by NickyAustin2.0

As someone who personally has had cancer as a teenager. I do not find this thread one bit funny.. You guys are so immature sometimes. Stuff like that shouldn't be joked around about. End of Story.

The only part I made light of was that anyone could really believe you risk testicular cancer from handjobs... which in essence is cancer from masturbation.

it just isn't a thing. I welcome some references to show otherwise but i aint never seen one nor heard of one.


prostate cancer, yes. studies have found that age 20ish can increase their risk of early prostate cancer from flogging the log too often. but over age 50 it reduces your risk.. same study.

But Nut cancer? from someone else doing for you what you have done to yourself since you were a teenager? ..... the thumbs down thing I still dont get. handjobs always get a thumbs way up in my book.

[Guest120312]

I had pancreatic cancer, 6 rounds of chemo, was told I may have 3 months to live- and I think it's funny. I joke about cancer all the time- ESP when I'm visiting chemo patients. Lighten up!

[rockerrick]

Yay Amy ! You beat one of the worse , and kept your sense of humor !

[Guest092815]

I am confused here, sorry. I am not hj specialist, for certain. My talents are other. But, how would "thumbs down" increase the risk factor? Also, why would it take so many providers to spread it to you? Would not just one sickee cause the problem?

I've just never heard of this. Dear Floridashark... I am so sorry. You are a very nice man, and you don't deserve this. I believe you will beat it and be allright. Hang in there, and keep your head up. You are loved.

Sincerely,
Crystal

[rockerrick]

I was bored stiff , and now I'm LMFAO !!!!!!
Thanks Crystal .

[carpenter]

I realize cancer is very serious. However, can someone please explain: 1. how one can contract cancer from someone else. 2. why is a HJ so very dangerous with the thumbs down. 3. why would a female provider need to be checked for "Ball cancer".
Kinda makes me believe that the lunatics got th keys to the asylum again.

[Toyz]

It is very serious...fact is we have a few providers here who do regular testicular tests in themselves to make sure they are safe...

[celesta]

Ah, well... You can't win them all.

[budman33]

yet the question remains. can someone post something, any medical related resource that speaks to handjobs increasing the risk to testicular cancer?

We are all in agreement that cancer sucks but I am still scratching my head as to how handy's have anything to do with getting it.

[austindude78704]

I survived testicular cancer. Only have one testicle now. I'm lucky they caught it early.

Now I take testosterone shots and it makes me really horny and it makes my Johnson bigger and thicker. :-)

[austindude78704]

Just made me think......with one testicle maybe I should ask for half off. lol