Just a Joke...

[notanewbie]

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fuck's thinking about getting married."

[aznlvr11]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fuck's thinking about getting married."

ROTFLMMFAO!

[Seedy]

Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

Favorite place to cum?

A. In her pussy
B. on her tits
C. In her mouth
D. On her pussy/ belly
E. on her ass/ back
F. In her hand
G. On her feet
H. In her panties
I. On her face
J. In the living room while she sleeps in the bedroom
K. At the office under your desk while people walk by wondering what you are looking at on your computer.
L. Any place you can get away with
M. On her catholic school girl skirt
N. in her hair
O. In the shower
P. on her shoes without telling her
Q. On her glasses
R. On her sister's ass
S. in her sisters ass
T. On her thigh high stocking
U. In your trusty bedside sock
V. On her pillow while she sleeps
W. right beside your Farrah Faucet poster when you were a kid
X. On her toothbrush
Y. Deep in her throat
Z. All of the above





JaD

JaD, you left out, up her nose....LOL

[Seedy]

Seedy and NaN, are walkin home from a bad drunk, and stop to take a piss at a bridge. NaN goes man the water sure is cold. Seedy says, that ain't nothin, fuckers deep too...LMFAO

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by seedman55

Seedy and NaN, are walkin home from a bad drunk, and stop to take a piss at a bridge. NaN goes man the water sure is cold. Seedy says, that ain't nothin, fuckers deep too.

Artie Lange adds, "And the fish are biting downstream."

[notanewbie]

Artie is probably trolling in the gulf....

[aznlvr11]

LMFAO!

[ARCHmajor]

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bulls testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bull's testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is broughtout, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, "Ah, but senor, the bull won"

[notanewbie]

I am having a ball, two if their small.

Ancient Spanish secret.

[notanewbie]

There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.

One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"

"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

[tyboy1]

This thread is a great way to start a day.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

Artie is probably trolling in the gulf....

Artie doesn't troll; he gigs.

[SuperStud]

RODEO FUCK

Tell your wife to get naked and get on all four, you get on behind her, insert your dick inside her pussy, lean forward and reach both hands under her upper body, squeeze her left tit with your right hand and her right tit with your left hand. She will ask you "Honey where did you learn this new position" and you tell her "from your sister" then you just hang on for dear life.....

[boardman]

Originally Posted by SuperStud

RODEO FUCK

Tell your wife to get naked and get on all four, you get on behind her, insert your dick inside her pussy, lean forward and reach both hands under her upper body, squeeze her left tit with your right hand and her right tit with your left hand. She will ask you "Honey where did you learn this new position" and you tell her "from your sister" then you just hang on for dear life.....

I've actually done this a time or two but with hooktards. Once I'm mounted I tell them "You know, I am really wakeup from eccie".

[Guest082513-02]

I got a joke but i fear it would cause sudden appetite loss as its not for the weak......