TV commercials for home security systems?

[LazurusLong]

Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

And if the first shot doesn't kill him, I'll calmly shoot out both his kneecaps as I s-l-o-w-l-y call 911.

Is the purpose kneecapping him so you can hear his crutches if he survives and decides to come back again?

[Dharma]

Naw, I'll take on of these, any day

[JohnJohn]

My whole neighborhood knows me as that crazy ex-Marine. My doberman's the size of a volkswagon and I've combat weapons galore. The homes on both sides of me have been burglarized and nobody's touched me. The Girl Scouts mothers pull them away to bypass my house (no Thin Mints for me *sigh*).

Refuse to be a victim!

Sweet Heather...You F*ckin' Rock, Lady!!

[Sweet Heather]

Originally Posted by LazurusLong

Is the purpose kneecapping him so you can hear his crutches if he survives and decides to come back again?

Nah, basically so the asshole won't be able to kick in the doors of any other womans house.
If I were to be asked by police why did I take the time to go over and shoot his knees-well, I'm a pretty good actress and can easily make the waterworks flow-while clutching my little girl close to me as I cry my eyes out. "I didn't want him to get up and rape me or my daughter officer!" , I would cry. Doubt I'd be charged with anything...H