Wife material vs monkey branching

[Unique_Carpenter]

Getting back to.....

Originally Posted by Thug4lyfefucyawife

You gentlemen need to know the difference.

Is there a difference? My fav and I broke 3 beds before we went civie 4 years ago.

And btw, I thought the whole idea of the 1 or 2 hour marriages was to not have to think about any differences

[Thug4lyfefucyawife]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Getting back to.....



Is there a difference? My fav and I broke 3 beds before we went civie 4 years ago.

And btw, I thought the whole idea of the 1 or 2 hour marriages was to not have to think about any differences

Well I’m the kind of guy that likes to talk. But most importantly, listen. I guess that is why I find myself in good hands like Allstate when it comes to the right women in my time of need.

[Thug4lyfefucyawife]

The moral of the story is, why pay to f@ck her when you can get her to pay to f*uck you.