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Originally Posted by bb1961
Anyone the points out your nonsense is a troll to you.
You are a long winded blowhard.
You are eaten up with...look at me syndrome.
Still waiting for you swan song...
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bareback, there's a difference between a "look at me" thread and a "houston we have a problem" thread. this one is the other kind.
how bout instead of following me around maybe we can crowdsource some ideas for some threads you, and separately, try, can start so you all can make a positive contribution to this board instead of just trolling?
what i notice is that some of the most embarassing and awful life events make for the best threads (and stories), if you look at them from the right angle (or upside down, actually). you just have to shift perspectives a bit (180 degrees, to be exact.)
good storytellers sometimes drop hints that make people want to keep reading. in the vegas thread, i started one chapter with a picture of some funny looking shoes. and of course, most people are thinking, why the fuck is this clown posting a picture of some dumbass clown shoes? and then they say, what's up with those weird shoes? and it becomes just enough to get them to keep reading. and it turns out, the whole story is about the import of those very same clown (actually pimp) shoes.
so in the latest clusterfuck that is my life-but i still think it's funny-i get a notice from my hoa's lawyer that they are starting the clock til they foreclose on my condo, which is basically the only thing i have of value. (it connected to a silly lawsuit they won a few years back.) i have no 401ks or any of that shit.
so normal people would be freaking out right? well i'm not normal, but that's another story. so i knew if i filed chapter 7 bankruptcy b4 they got too far into the foreclosure process, good chance i could keep my condo.
so i did some research to find the best bankruptcy lawyer i could find, and i met up with him. and he wanted 2400 up front. the sad truth is i made enough last month that if i had saved, i would have had enough to pay him. but i didn't see this foreclosure thing coming. on top of that, i blew my motor out on my camry right after my first meeting with said bankruptcy attorney. and of course, in bankruptcy your credit goes to shit. and last month, i blew the extra money on the hobby and-get this-on Chaturbate. Chaturbate! yup i'm a clown. but at least i had fun! ha ha.
so i hop on my mountain bike to check out this dealership in like Alvin, and i was dealing with a clusterfuck of a headwind, so i got there like 5 minutes after they closed. oh ya, and covid. and lets see, what else, ya some other stuff too, something called mrsa which meant i had to take some antibiotics. the fun just wouldn't stop..
anyway, i'll finish this trainwreck later. this story is such a clusterfuck though that if i broke it up into like 3 parts, people who are bored from sitting at home might actually read it to see how all this craziness ends. it involved a casino and a car that secretly runs on rocket fuel and a forgotten mask and getting in the wrong line for free money and a drink called "fly fly" and sitting on a curb waiting for an uber and god knows what else. but no Chaturbate. i call that progress..
anyway, what are your hobbies and interests? maybe we can start from there and crowdsource some possible thread topics you can start.
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