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02-27-2010, 11:18 PM
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Anonymous sources tell me he got drunk with a "lady of ill repute" near IAH, attempted to drive home, got confused and went to the airport, and was telling a ticket agent he wanted "some chili." His desires were misinterpreted with his slurred speech, and he wound up on a plane destined for the Western South American coast. Always one to make lemonade out of lemons, he lay in a hammock studying thesauri (that's plural for more than one thesaurus, I hope) and dictionaries, staring at the blue water, making plans to come back and hijack rr's guested account. However, while Way-Way was still in a highly inebriated state, the blue water turned brown and rose, engulfing Wayward and his hammock. When he asked a Chilean official what the fuck was going on, Wayward misunderstood the official's response. Wayward is now hunting for the low-class hooker named "Sue Nommi," who he thinks defacated on him.
All of you well-meaning souls may send donations, if you like. I understand if enough money is sent to Chili, officials there will hold him indefinitely.
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02-27-2010, 11:36 PM
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Anonymous sources tell me he got drunk with a "lady of ill repute" near IAH, attempted to drive home, got confused and went to the airport, and was telling a ticket agent he wanted "some chili." His desires were misinterpreted with his slurred speech, and he wound up on a plane destined for the Western South American coast. Always one to make lemonade out of lemons, he lay in a hammock studying thesauri (that's plural for more than one thesaurus, I hope) and dictionaries, staring at the blue water, making plans to come back and hijack rr's guested account. However, while Way-Way was still in a highly inebriated state, the blue water turned brown and rose, engulfing Wayward and his hammock. When he asked a Chilean official what the fuck was going on, Wayward misunderstood the official's response. Wayward is now hunting for the low-class hooker named "Sue Nommi," who he thinks defacated on him.
All of you well-meaning souls may send donations, if you like. I understand if enough money is sent to Chili, officials there will hold him indefinitely.
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Bada bada bing baby!!! Seriously,, prayers for those folks in Chile and Brah WW,, Hang 10...... 
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02-28-2010, 02:48 AM
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Did somebody say he's at the coroner's? Yikes!!
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02-28-2010, 06:31 AM
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He is alive enough to text me @12:05 last night calling me daddy!
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02-28-2010, 06:31 AM
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Correction that was this morning.
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02-28-2010, 07:40 AM
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For all any of us knows, he might already be on here, incognito. 
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02-28-2010, 07:54 AM
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Is this degenerating into "Name that Newbie who could be WayWay"?
Damn, I hope so.
My vote goes to chicagosun. That's one waywayout newb.
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02-28-2010, 08:58 AM
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Is this degenerating into "Name that Newbie who could be WayWay"?
Damn, I hope so.
My vote goes to chicagosun. That's one waywayout newb.
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hmmmm....... I don't know..... Isn't chicagosun of the darker persuasion? Wayward suffers too much from penis envy so pretending to be a bro with a lot of meat would be too painful a reminder to him of his inadequacies..... I don't think he's strong emough emotionally for that level of self degradation.
I was looking around and one of the ladies, Bianca Paige, posted a "I'll be gone for a little while" thread recently.... Seems suspicious to me... I bet she knows something..
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02-28-2010, 09:19 AM
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I was looking around and one of the ladies, Bianca Paige, posted a "I'll be gone for a little while" thread recently.... Seems suspicious to me... I bet she knows something..
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THAT'S IT! Wayward = Bianca Page.
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02-28-2010, 10:21 AM
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It has long been rumoured that Wayard and Whispers are the same person! Has anyone ever seen both of them at the same time.
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02-28-2010, 10:23 AM
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Did anyone check the cage?
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02-28-2010, 10:31 AM
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It has long been rumoured that Wayard and Whispers are the same person! Has anyone ever seen both of them at the same time.
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I never heard that......interesting.
The plot thickens!
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02-28-2010, 10:56 AM
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He is alive enough to text me @12:05 last night calling me daddy!
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Sure he wasn't next to you in bed?
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02-28-2010, 11:01 AM
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He sleeps in a cage by the bed.
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02-28-2010, 01:52 PM
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I wish you guys would stop this before I bust a gut laughing. 
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