List for Lauren, scam

[TheADream]

Awesome and hilarious. OP if you don't mind sloppy seconds after the train shook everything up in the local diner, I say have at it. Not a scam, big picture: You weren't first in line. Keep browsing and have Kung Fu reflexes next time.

[Slitlikr]

Me too LMAO! ^^^

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by iamhavingfun

She posted a review special for 100 per hour for the first 10 guys, that was 3 hours ago. I texted and asked if that was still good, she says yes. 3 hours later I'm heading that way and she texts me saying it's now 200. When I asked why she replies I'm too late.

It is impossible for me to be too late even if she saw on guy after another for 30 mins each.

Buyer beware

maybe you can cash in some more aluminum cans, or sell some plasma and pay her regular rate, I bet she may even have time to shower at her less frenzied pace.........

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Azebella_amor

Hahaha silly

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

I'm gonna have to get a pencil and some paper to figure this one out. Haha.

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Damn, maybe if they had these types of problems in math class, I would have enjoyed it more.

I concur. I would have done so much better with these types of questions. A teacher in Alabama got in trouble recently for posing these real quiz questions to her students.

Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and reload?

Leroy has 2 ounces of [forbidden topic]. If he sells an [forbidden topic] to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $500 per day [forbidden topic] habit?

Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 20 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Tyrone knocked up?

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

I think your word quiz is incorrect on the hours, if I understand his op ....

...the ad was up 3 hours when he saw it and it took him 3 more hours (a total of six (6)) to be enroute to her incall.

So it was 10 tricks in six hours or 360 minutes. That's "doable"!

lol so many assumptions to be made that's why I phrased the 1st sentence of the quiz the way I did. ;-)

[cusco1]

Originally Posted by iamhavingfun

She posted a review special for 100 per hour for the first 10 guys, that was 3 hours ago. I texted and asked if that was still good, she says yes. 3 hours later I'm heading that way and she texts me saying it's now 200. When I asked why she replies I'm too late.

It is impossible for me to be too late even if she saw on guy after another for 30 mins each.

Buyer beware

so your mad cause you missed out on the "gang bang"? I waaaas gonna see this girl. but i saw the same ad and was like pfft never mind. 19 or not, im not going for sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths or whatever.

i say you got off lucky. your not tasting latex if you wanna daty on her. that was THE worst advertising she could have ever done if it was "her". That ad just put her on "A numbers girl" list.

It's the 5th of the month, RENT is due before late charges. Think about it