Projecting the hobby onto the real world

[JustMeCLTXGG]

been there, done some of that.

definitely look at things in a new light.

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by Permission2Look

And by that I mean I've noticed that there are days when I'm out and about and I'll see or hear something which I then equate in to the hobby.

Example :
The guy in front of me checking out at HEB flirts with the cashier. In my head I'm going "What's this guy's handle."

You see a hot girl in the mall. "I wonder if she's GFE." "I bets she's CBJ."

Hot drive-thru girl. "How much you make here a week?" "Really? You know you could make that an hour."
I honestly feel dirty when this particular one pops in my head.

Hear a lady call a guy daddy. "What's up, pimp."


Anyone else have these daydreams?

Hell Nawww.... jus say'n...

[Why A Duck?]

At my prior job I received a Confidential Information Memorandum, and every time someone referred to it they called it the "CIM".
People were wondering why I was smiling when they said it.

[jojodancer15]

Every time a see some old fat man with a young hot female out and about, I'm thinking damn he must be renting her for the whole day. LOL

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Why A Duck?

At my prior job I received a Confidential Information Memorandum, and every time someone referred to it they called it the "CIM".
People were wondering why I was smiling when they said it.

I would be laughing my ass off, lols.

[Biggie_Smalls]

Happens to me every once in a while.

Running around the city/states I come across quite a bit of people. So when I enter an office environment, store, drive thru, restaurant etc.

Sometimes I ask myself "wonder if this lovely lady is open to a geyser like protein explosion on her mug."

[Still-Naughty]

Originally Posted by citizen44

I must admit I do this also and will probably burn in hell for it.

The current priest at my parish is a bit of a snooze and does a horrible job tying his sermon into everyones day to day life. Combine this with the fact evryones daughters have been home from college for the summer.

I've spent the last three months of Sundays thinking
"She's hot, I'd pay 300 for a piece of that"
"That's a dirty little whore right there, she's definitely comfortable with NQNS and COF"
"That little hottie would fit perfectly in Maddi's stable"
"Spinner spinner"
"Whoa, ISO material right there"

Hilarious.. lol

I do it too, especially with the younger girls at work in their 20's... wondering if they do anal, swallow, etc.. and what their price would be. They all have one...

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Still-Naughty

... wondering if they do anal, swallow, etc.. and what their price would be. They all have one...

Yes, no charge, and probably more than one.

[ajlybj]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Point. : )

I just find a little moderation puts the F in Fun!

[Caligula1]

Great thread and I can certainly relate to one today. My plans got canceled and stayed in houston one more night and so decided to go to the outlet mall on NW side. So I am buying some shirts and this lady shows up at the store looks just like Caroline D. We just stared at each other and she goes to do her business. Few minutes later she and I find next to each other and she asks me what color shirt will be nice for her nephew and I picked one for her. She thanked me and I started to think like you guys how much for her time. Its like a tension building as I am waiting on a carrier deck to take off on a 2 min warning, with engines humming. bumped into her again during check out and offered to buy her a coffee. She told me she is in a hurry and gives me her phone number to schedule a dinner. Wow. I hope she is in hobby since I have several other RW opportunities like that, which does not always interests me since they tend to latch on. Just thinking what to do.. And I see this thread...it happens....

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by citizen44

I must admit I do this also and will probably burn in hell for it.

The current priest at my parish is a bit of a snooze and does a horrible job tying his sermon into everyones day to day life. Combine this with the fact evryones daughters have been home from college for the summer.

I've spent the last three months of Sundays thinking
"She's hot, I'd pay 300 for a piece of that"
"That's a dirty little whore right there, she's definitely comfortable with NQNS and COF"
"That little hottie would fit perfectly in Maddi's stable"
"Spinner spinner"
"Whoa, ISO material right there"

+1, except for the Burn In Hell part. I also wonder if they're shaved or trimmed, what their breasts unleashed are like, how good a cocksucker and kisser she is with those lips, etc.

[Permission2Look]

Ah yes my fellow sinner. I believe the body of Christ compelled her.

[tbone77494]

Originally Posted by citizen44

I must admit I do this also and will probably burn in hell for it.

The current priest at my parish is a bit of a snooze and does a horrible job tying his sermon into everyones day to day life. Combine this with the fact evryones daughters have been home from college for the summer.

I've spent the last three months of Sundays thinking
"She's hot, I'd pay 300 for a piece of that"
"That's a dirty little whore right there, she's definitely comfortable with NQNS and COF"
"That little hottie would fit perfectly in Maddi's stable"
"Spinner spinner"
"Whoa, ISO material right there"

Dude - we don't go often but this past Easter I was sitting near the back with the family and seriously I haven't seen that many slutty looking girls since I was at a strip club. It was unreal.

Anyway - I don't wonder about Eccie/hobby but I always try to "guess the bush" when I see a hot chick at the office or grocery store.

[Ody55eus]

Real world and hobby collide quite a bit on my side of town. I use to deliver medical supplies on a graveyard shift and frequented a little diner. Most of the waitresses and some of the female customers were at the time or have become since fellow hobbyists.....whe new twist to Coffee,Tea, or me.

[StinkyFingers]

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Like, when I go to a restaurant like B19 and I see all those hookers eating out and I ask a couple of them how much and they tell me "Fuck Off" and I say "Great, that's exactly what I had in mind" .... and, ... and then when they slap me in the face and I say "Thanks for the slap, but just how much do you up-charge for S&M?"

And ... and, then when I go to the doctor's office and all the hookers there dressed up in nurses uniforms take me to a private room and play like their taking my pulse and ask me to undress ... and, and then they ask me to pee in a cup ... I think ... "Great! ... Watersports ... I wonder how much that costs?"

And, ... and when I'm at the grocery store and I see all the hookers there buying cucumbers and carrots and zucchini, I'm thinking "I wonder which hole she's going to stick those in" ... And, ... and, I can always tell the hookers at the grocery store that are bi and do doubles because they're the ones buying the peaches and melons in addition to the cucumbers ... And, ... and ... I think "I bet she's going to toss a salad"