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07-29-2016, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by chicagoboy
... and **my** pyramider's longer."
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07-29-2016, 09:23 PM
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#17
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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Did someone hurt your feelings? If so keep it moving bro don't double down.
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Heh
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07-29-2016, 10:14 PM
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The Great
User ID: 291780
Join Date: Apr 5, 2015
Location: With my hoes
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Heh
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What did you say to someone once...
Something like, you wouldn't see them/fuck them even if you were on your last ramen noodle/maruchan or something like that ?
That shit was funny....
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07-30-2016, 07:44 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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Originally Posted by RoxyG
One of my country favorites....
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
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I once told a persistent and inappropriate stalkerazzi type who wouldn't take a polite and repeated no for an answer that I wouldn't do him if Hell froze over and he was the last man on Earth with a sled, a blanket, and a space heater.
He stopped aggravating me after that.
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07-30-2016, 10:29 AM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Nov 13, 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,498
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Originally Posted by RoxyG
One of my country favorites....
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
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My favorite.
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07-30-2016, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Natalia Mori
What did you say to someone once...
Something like, you wouldn't see them/fuck them even if you were on your last ramen noodle/maruchan or something like that ?
That shit was funny....
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I do remember that but I don't know the exact wording I will have to find it now lol
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07-30-2016, 11:54 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 24, 2013
Location: DFW
Posts: 409
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My favorite that I've had to use twice, once in the RW and in the hobby.
You can dislike me, you can hate me, bad mouth me with your lies, but one thing you can never ever do is Un-lick My Ass, Beotch.
Worked both times, never got another text from either one of those ho's.
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07-30-2016, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 30, 2016
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knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake.
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07-30-2016, 12:25 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
Posts: 21,355
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^^^^
Welche farbe hat der himmel sie leben in .... Pastellrosa?
[What color is the sky you live in.... Pastel pink?]
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07-30-2016, 12:37 PM
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^^ actually Full of Hell ;-)
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07-30-2016, 02:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: Fonde - outside the arc
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Wow, that is so small that if it was wrapped in bacon Lassie still couldn't find it.
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07-30-2016, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake.
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Pimpin aint easy
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07-30-2016, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
^^^^
Welche farbe hat der himmel sie leben in .... Pastellrosa?
[What color is the sky you live in.... Pastel pink?]
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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
^^ actually Full of Hell ;-)
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FACEPALM
Fucktard
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07-30-2016, 07:21 PM
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Valued Poster
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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
knowing me I'd probably just walk away knowing that I know that they know they fucked up. RW girls have told me I do not want to lose you under any circumstance. So when things go south (sometimes due to my narcissism) I really don't have to say shit because I know they aren't happy without me. Despite all the BS they post on Instagram and Snapchat I know it's all fake and they know that I know it's all fake.
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07-30-2016, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 1, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 888
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Originally Posted by Oralist
I've noticed that a Whore that's pissed off, hurt or disgusted usually comes out with a Stereotypical Snappy Comeback. I recently had the honor of two such comebacks in the same thread. So, here is my list. Please feel free to add to it.
1. You have a small dick.
2. You have a soft dick.
3. You have a small, soft dick.
4. You can only last two minutes.
5. You are old (fat, ugly, etc.).
6. I don't like you.
7. I will never fuck you.
8. All of the above.
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When a whore has to resort to one of these she is beat down and just grasping at straws.
I told a whore here once I wouldn't fuck her with a found dick and stolen money. Isn't that right Dorfy.
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