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02-10-2016, 03:14 PM
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Ribbed, For Her Pleasure
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Not Chicago
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Ice cold broccoli bag works better
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Is that what dh applied to the Cumslut-affected region?
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02-10-2016, 03:15 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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Originally Posted by Daddio
Sounds Like I need Fancy's Package Pampering Services to me!!!
Can't believe I am telling you fucktards this also, but I did get a happy ending HJ after I was Kojacked!! I was having a bit of trouble reaching for the ceiling as I was in obvious pain, and winky was not raging but more like WTF man??? My Asian gal, said my cock is cute!!! So my half mast red mini rager is CUTE!!!! I got that going for me!!!!
Who Wants Soup!!!!
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I'll slather you in guacamole and lick your chip off! Mashed avocado with a touch of olive oil, no spices, is quite good for the epidermis. (And like chicken soup, I'm good for the soul. )
Cute and cuddly is not to be underrated. Makes me want to hold you close and kiss and kiss and kiss...
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You have a bag of frozen corn in the office refrigerator where you work?
Please tell me you work from home...
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Please tell us, OP, that you aren't the manager of the local Chili's!
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02-10-2016, 03:21 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Globe Trotter
Posts: 27,229
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Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Is that what dh applied to the Cumslut-affected region?
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No Sir, I wrapped my pecker with ice cold back strap that had soaked in buttermilk.
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02-10-2016, 03:22 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 3, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,759
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Time to go home, How do I get on the elevator discreetly with this frozen corn bag and my pants around my ankles? Not to mention the Park and Ride.
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02-10-2016, 03:27 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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Gather your bravado, pull your trousers up, and shove that bag o' nibblets firmly in place. Think Renaissance codpiece! Ignore the jealous stares of those who just have peas in their pants.
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02-10-2016, 03:30 PM
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Account Disabled
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Originally Posted by Daddio
Hello Ladies, I went to a spa for some manscaping. I kicked around the idea of getting a wax job with my Asian lady. She said a shave or a hair removal lotion would be better the first time as I was a bit hairy. I said you're the expert, so she chose the hair removal stuff.
Now My balls and nether region are burning!!!  Should I take a shower? Rub some ointment on it(LOL)? What is the cure???
Thanks in advance!!! Please Hurry with the response!!!!! LOL.
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Ahahahahaha she no love you
Google it
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02-10-2016, 03:35 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 9,785
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Mix some baking soda with water... Apply that shit.. Get a drink, relax
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02-10-2016, 03:37 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 3, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,759
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Hi Dorthy, if I pay for you to go get a wax job from this crazy Asian would you give her a sneak attack throat punch for me??? Please???
Ok ok, I made it to the park and ride. I sucked it up, stuffed the nibblets in on the left side, stuffed the broccoli in on the right side. Stood up and walked with my head held high to the elevator. I owned that shit!!! I have to admit I did look a little like Charlie Weis although a skinnier version but I did have the frozen bag camel toe look going on. If I could I would post of pic of Charlie as a visual.
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02-10-2016, 03:39 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Globe Trotter
Posts: 27,229
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"head held high"..........^^^ pay attention, bitches.......that is how it is done.
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02-10-2016, 03:45 PM
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Account Disabled
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Originally Posted by Daddio
Hi Dorthy, if I pay for you to go get a wax job from this crazy Asian would you give her a sneak attack throat punch for me??? Please???
Ok ok, I made it to the park and ride. I sucked it up, stuffed the nibblets in on the left side, stuffed the broccoli in on the right side. Stood up and walked with my head held high to the elevator. I owned that shit!!! I have to admit I did look a little like Charlie Weis although a skinnier version but I did have the frozen bag camel toe look going on. If I could I would post of pic of Charlie as a visual.
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I trust no asian especially with my privates pffft
Camel toe bahahaha
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02-10-2016, 03:49 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
"head held high"..........^^^ pay attention, bitches.......that is how it is done.
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02-10-2016, 07:41 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Oct 25, 2015
Location: Err
Posts: 686
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fire extinguish
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02-10-2016, 07:43 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,430
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Why not just use duct tape for hair removal? Duct tape works and its cost effective ...
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02-10-2016, 08:50 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 26, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,058
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If you would've stuck with the Icy Hot you wouldn't had to worry about embarrassing yourself with stealing someone's lunch from the office kitchen.
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02-11-2016, 09:34 AM
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Account Disabled
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Why not just use duct tape for hair removal? Duct tape works and its cost effective ...
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That shit does work hahaha memories
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