^ I can do those. I would have to acquire some additional utensils to do it properly, but I give great hand and foot massages.
I think I'm going to price these at about @ $$.25. Just to explain why I would price them like that-- ordinarily my men's cuts are valued at $75. I can also add color to the service if you so choose, but that would be a bit extra. During my experimental phase, if you are one of the first guys to get in on this, I would offer it for $$. We'll see. Please do inquire. Let's just say these are luxurious haircuts with a happy ending, so they come with a hefty price tag. Please do inquire if you have an interest.
As for the issue of the hair being everywhere, there's plenty of ways to get around that.

Trust me, I thought of all the extras. Soon, I'll even be offering a private, upscale incall in a very safe and discreet place in the BR area.