Clearing the Air

[Guest082216-1]

Here is what I do sometimes.

I have a gym membership. If I know I am going to be in a smoke filled bar that day, I slip an extra set of cloths in the gym bag to wear to the club. When I am done, I go back to the gym to shower and change. Since I always wash my cloths from the gym and the rest of my laundry when I get home, everything goes in the washer right away.

The only problem is I have been working out a lot lately but just am not getting the results I should. Don't know what the problem is!

[hughjass69]

Originally Posted by Bubba3452

Here is what I do sometimes.

I have a gym membership. If I know I am going to be in a smoke filled bar that day, I slip an extra set of cloths in the gym bag to wear to the club. When I am done, I go back to the gym to shower and change. Since I always wash my cloths from the gym and the rest of my laundry when I get home, everything goes in the washer right away.

The only problem is I have been working out a lot lately but just am not getting the results I should. Don't know what the problem is!

24-Hour fitness monthly membership is way less than you'll spend at the strip club on and given night and definitely cheaper than a divorce. Lifetime Fitness is also 24 hours.

[Hunteradventurer]

I have gone so far as to stop at a Palace Inn $20 for a room just to take a shower to wash off the evidence what a waste of a perfectly good notel but way cheaper than a divorce. I always keep a spare change of closes in my auto, never know when one might get dirty on a job site!

[Hunteradventurer]

Sorry computer locked up, double post

[fubar]

Try rubbing gas all ova ur pants then light up a cig. No more worrying about yo pants!

[kprod]

Truck stops offer showers for a few bucks and if you have a change of clothes works even better.

[jwood]

Do strippers still wear glitter. That shit is hard to get off.

[elpimpo]

Well, both being good ideas, DO NOT take up smoking and pour gas on your pants. Also, aren't you worried about your wife thinking you're fucking a gas station attendant?

[Guest082216-1]

Originally Posted by jwood

Do strippers still wear glitter. That shit is hard to get off.

True story:

Was at a SC, got a BBBj. Great! Went home. Went to the bathroom later and my johnson was covered with glitter!!! Damn girl was wearing glitter lipstick!! And that stuff doers not come off easy. So I scrub myself raw and clean. Whew!!

On the way to bed later, I use the bathroom and MORE GLITTER!!!!! It appears some rubbed off onto my underwear and back on my after I cleaned up earlier. ARGH!

I had the cleanest pecker in town by the time I got to bed.