Have You Ever Seen A Rodeo Clown Get Kicked in the Crotch by a Bull? Rumor has it this is What it Feels like to be with PID.

[Guest120515]

Hilarious thread

[Metal Smith]

Originally Posted by quzi

damn, I got this cockwarmer from a little old lady some time ago. It's a bit on the loose side:

TFF...

Originally Posted by Lassie89

. It is alot of fun rolling women's eyes back in their head though!

Having seen that look , all I can say is - Yessir, fun fun fun...

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

get to the back of those sugar walls, also gets a back-of-the-throat blow job at the same damn time.
Hey thats my line !!!!
A big donger can put a professional gal out of business for a week.

LMFAO ... TY Ms V ,... brings back a few memories of ladies ...

[David.Douchehurst]

Ah ain't no roe-day-oh clown, but Ah bin kicked in tha huevos by a bull-dyke a numb'r o' times.

[playingnthedark]

Now what was your original question?

[Deznuttz]

Originally Posted by knotty man

Technically, your penis cannot be outted if it enters a room a full 15 seconds before the rest of you does.
Hell, ill bet even your health insurance considers that thing an "adjacent structure"

You seem to be well versed in his penis.

[Zhivago52]

Like a concealed firearm....small enough to pack anywhere, big enough to get your attention.

[Fistofdollars]

I'm sure glad the open carry law passed. What a relief!