Ladies just say yes to the micro penis

[Bbud1959]

Originally Posted by Willow Breeze

I love men of all shapes and sizes. Attitude and being clean are two of the most important things to me.

Thank you beautiful, hope to get to,spend some time with you soon.

[Guest072015-2]

I actually enjoy small penises. I have no problem reaching orgasm with a baby carrot sized pecker.

[TexasDave555]

Originally Posted by cheatercheater

<<< so small that it disappears back into the fat pocket when soft. Looks like a turtle hiding in its shell. There is no "dangling death" cuz it ain't long enough. Not quite an innie but definitely not an outie. Get the picture?
Good thing Ben goes with me on every provider visit.

I refer to it as switch-blade pecker syndrome.... gotta push the button to make it pop out.

[shayla84]

Lol this thread is too funny lol

[daty/o]

There are numerous advantages to being somewhat... "conservatively endowed". And I don't just mean less zipper anxiety. D/T is never a problem and Greek goes without saying.

[Laura Lynn]

Originally Posted by Sophia Banks

Don't believe the hype in porn!!!!!! No girl likes her liver stabbed over and over with circus cocks!!!! 😈😈😈

Amen!

[Duthgar1976]

i started this as a joke which it still is to me but i have what is called major depression disorder and i do take medication for it. Yesterday was one of the best days i have had in years but today has been shit all around. I think i need to step away from all this becasue it didnt help like i thought it would with my mood it has only worsened it. I hope yall still enjoy the joke and i dont mean to be such a downer.

[DarkeyKong]

Would the fact that most women don't orgasm from vaginal intercourse help? Take this fact into account, every guy is inadequate, no matter how large or small a bat he swings!

You should really focus on being happy with what you have and making it work for you, I think you need one of these gorgeous ladies to make you feel like a king! There are some good candidates out there!

[cyrax]

In before pyramider mentions his "1,3" of dangling death."

[bbwhunter]

Just be confident in yourself. In my experience, women find confidence to be sexy as hell. It doesn't matter about the size of your dick, just be yourself and have fun.

[txman123]

Duthgar, I know it can be difficult
to see through the fog of depression.
You can take heart knowing that you brought some genuine light hearted humor to your readers.
There truly are some good people on this board, many got a kick out of this thread. We all need a daily dose of humor.
Job well done.

[Hillbilly]

Originally Posted by Duthgar1976

i started this as a joke which it still is to me but i have what is called major depression disorder and i do take medication for it. Yesterday was one of the best days i have had in years but today has been shit all around. I think i need to step away from all this becasue it didnt help like i thought it would with my mood it has only worsened it. I hope yall still enjoy the joke and i dont mean to be such a downer.

Have your testosterone checked. Men with low T suffer from depression. Been there and done that. T replacement therapy fixed me.

As for dick size. Most of the gals I've seen told me they prefer girth over length, this includes ones I did not pay for pussy.

Mine is 6" long. But when he's hard, he won't fit inside a toilet paper tube, so he has way above average girth. One gal told me it felt a foot long because the head is so big and the girth is big, so it spreads her all the way in and out.

What counts? Does it get hard and work? If yes, then enjoy it.

[Hillbilly]

....and one more thing. These ladies could care less about how big a man's dick is. To them you are more like a Capitol One Credit Card commercial: "What's in your wallet?"

[HoneyRose]

Originally Posted by Bbud1959

and always read the showcase and bring something that the lovely lady has mentioned she appreciates. It's the least I can do to show my thanks for their time.

I can confirm this

You brought me three carefully selected books and a box of chocolates.

(Since you publicly mentioned our lunch date/book club, it's not indiscreet to say this.)

Originally Posted by Hillbilly

....and one more thing. These ladies could care less about how big a man's dick is. To them you are more like a Capitol One Credit Card commercial: "What's in your wallet?"

Girth, Smirth! blah blah blah. Your sense of humor is why I love you!!!!

[Duthgar1976]

Originally Posted by Hillbilly

Have your testosterone checked. Men with low T suffer from depression. Been there and done that. T replacement therapy fixed me.

As for dick size. Most of the gals I've seen told me they prefer girth over length, this includes ones I did not pay for pussy.

Mine is 6" long. But when he's hard, he won't fit inside a toilet paper tube, so he has way above average girth. One gal told me it felt a foot long because the head is so big and the girth is big, so it spreads her all the way in and out.

What counts? Does it get hard and work? If yes, then enjoy it.

Originally Posted by Hillbilly

....and one more thing. These ladies could care less about how big a man's dick is. To them you are more like a Capitol One Credit Card commercial: "What's in your wallet?"

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I can confirm this

You brought me three carefully selected books and a box of chocolates.

(Since you publicly mentioned our lunch date/book club, it's not indiscreet to say this.)



Girth, Smirth! blah blah blah. Your sense of humor is why I love you!!!!

oh i know all this folks. my T level is fine im on anti depressants that make my dick a nightmare to deal with. I cant find the right dose of Viagra to make things work fine. 1 full pill (100mlg) makes me too sensitive as in during a BJ i look like im having a seziere its so bad. but 50-75 mlg make me go limp duing fs.

Yesterday i was feeling like rewarmed shit on a shingle today im more level and not so down in the dumps. this is what it is like living with this disorder. it is like watching the waves come in on a beach. sometimes they are normal calm waves and sometimes they are large crashing waves.

I am always a gentleman when it comes to seeing a provider i ask what would they like to drink, is there an allergy they have to soaps that smell good like that axe brand stuff, would they like something to eat. Anything i can think of before the provider and i meet.

Its just that i live on disability and for the last 4 months i should have had a considerable amount saved up for my next overnight but i dont becasue of this or that and many other things and it is extremely frustrating. I have expensive tastes but on a budget of crap.