I'm so horny I could ...

[thefamilydog]

I am so horny, I would even fuck my ex-wife (but it would definitely be a grudge-fuck!)

[dallaswill]

Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

Lol get it manslut!!

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again.

[neighbordude]

This one

Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

What could you do at a moment of super horniness?



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[DallasRain]

[seanj317]

im so horny tonight, so un-fucking fucktasticly fucking horny, i could pouch-fuck a dead kangaroo, bareback while riding a mule in a carnival, dressed as cindy lauper in the girls just wanna have fun video.

Help.

[ManSlut]

Originally Posted by dallaswill

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again.

Too funny dwill, I'm diggin' it though!!...Thanks

[Randall Creed]

Sometimes I get so horny that I call up a BP chick because no Eccie chicks are available.

[verygood69]

Just plain and Simple....I am HORNY as hell!!!!!..........

[Kayleehotchick]

I'm the QUEEN of horny!

[Hellion437]

I'm not horny, but my dick is.

...and he makes all the decisions, because he's bigger than me.

[tortpicker]

I'm so horny I would screw the crack of dawn if it would hold still.

I'm as horny as a 2 peckererd billy goat.

There's many more but they get worse...lol

[Vivienne Rey]

Originally Posted by dallaswill

Me, Me! Please pick me as the Manslut.

I agree to the Manslut Pledge:

1. I pledge to be hard whenever you want
2. I agree to DATY and to do it right this time
3. I agree to be the meat in your Lesbo sandwich
4. I pledge to be the best Manslut ever.
5. I pledge to give you my best performance, or else we do it all over again.

Love it. LOL.

[TexTushHog]

I'm so horny I could fuck a snake if somebody would hold his mouth open.



A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.

Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw......."

"So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???"

The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"

[Poppa_Viagra]

Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

I'm the QUEEN of horny!

Can I kiss it and make it all better?