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Originally Posted by Hobart420
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BatShit Crazy (501C tax loophole) hotline. Phone counselors guide book page 1.
Remember
always answer the phone this way: "Thank you for calling the BatShit crazy hotline where you know you cum first unless we beat you to it. How may I service you today?"
" this section under development"
Always, and I do mean always end your call with our motto so it will burn an image into their brain: "We don't want to just fuck you, we want to help" if they hang up you can call them a "BatShit Crazy __________ (your choice of appropriate noun) .
I think "The Service" needs a new telephone number 1-800 BATSHIT (228-7447) and 1-800 BSC-RAZY (272-7299) both have a certain appeal. We have to settle on a good one before we start soliciting corporate partners. I have at least a dozen pharmaceutical companies who are chomping at the bit so to say, Most that will pay big bucks (donations in their business is the same as in the hobby) for an inside glimpse of advanced BSC disorder. They all said their wives/SO are afflicted but I beg to differ.
I told them:
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Next time I will ask for the donation, this was friendly M+G.
