The founders of BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc. (Hobart420, Whispers & Still Looking) are launching their first two products.

[siberia]

Another product.

I would like to order some
men Tshirts, Large, pink color,
Bat shit crazy logo on front
& back, names printed in white,
Dick, cheap, butthurt, Romeo,
ATF, whipped, hung, PSE, And
Animal.

Thxs

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by siberia

You are missing the
dick & ball clensing
package.
Can you add this to your
inventory?

NICE!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by siberia

You are missing the
dick & ball clensing
package.
Can you add this to your
inventory?

Originally Posted by siberia

Another product.

I would like to order some
men Tshirts, Large, pink color,
Bat shit crazy logo on front
& back, names printed in white,
Dick, cheap, butthurt, Romeo,
ATF, whipped, hung, PSE, And
Animal.

Thxs

I will most certainly bring these wonderful products up and get with Hobart the design master on the T shirts!

[siberia]

If you have in bulk
Even better.

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by siberia

I would like to order some
men Tshirts, Large, pink color,
Bat shit crazy logo on front
& back, names printed in white,
Dick, cheap, butthurt, Romeo,
ATF, whipped, hung, PSE, And
Animal.

Can I get one with all of the above on it?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Can I get one with all of the above on it?

Which just goes to prove SL was right! BAT SHIT CRAZY works!

[siberia]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Can I get one with all of the above on it?

You like pink?
I would have never guessed.

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Toss up!

I believe I like the bottom one better.

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by siberia

You like pink?

I love pink, just not usually a tshirt

[RandB fan]

Originally Posted by siberia

You are missing the
dick & ball clensing
package.
Can you add this to your
inventory?

I think tee shirts do not meet the "product blend" that BatShit Crazy Products wants to be know for. Belive me when I say i have tried to sell tee shirts and it is a tough, bat eat bat kind of business that delivers very low margins in volatile business environment. The dick and ball washing sprayer idea is just about as profitable as you can go to any Home Depot, Lowe's, or hardware store and get models from $5.00 up to industrial models. This is not an exclusive product and does not have a good fit in the product mix.

I took the sprayer idea a step forward and thought of some of the cum dumpsters and ass pipes that come and go on the board and thought that super sized enema and douche products might be just the BSC product that will take up into the future. I was thinking about how Bonn11 might have a couple of ideas as ass piping is his specialty. maybe he would have ideas that could help us meet our marketing goals.
I took the liberty to signing a consulting agreement ($1yr and cost plus 100%)) and together we have developed a new product line named after the legend himself " THE BONN11" an ever growing series of pump sprayers with unique, excluesive attachments to replace the washed up(get it) ball and nut sack cleaning sprayer. We have updated the old model with a pressure regulator, BONN11's fresh new line of accessories and attachments such as the BONN11" Fisting attachment, and the BONN11 signature blue 11" Alien dildo, and soon to come, the BONN11 signature blue Alien fleshlight. It is not only self lubricating but self cleaning when attached to the SP-1 sprayer or can be detached for stand alone use.
These newly designed products are available now with new attachments being designed and tested on an ongoing basis.

These products will have a projected price points with enticing profit margins with sales projected into the 7 figure range in the first year alone. that would be sales of $130,000,000.00 in the first year. add on attachment sales will have even higher profit potential. We should see a huge rise in add on sales of lube, enema, and douche products. I project that the BSC brand Bat Guano enema drink mix concentrate (that will be introduced in the late first quarter) mixed with milk will be one of Bonn11's personal favorites and is bound to become a favorite of our loyal BSC customers too..

The first in the line up is the EM1.5 this Bonn11 inspired unit holds up to 1.5 gallons of milk and comes with an ass pipe and straw (standard) for those who enjoy drinking directly from the source.
The SP-1 is a basic kit with a full set of tips in a discrete storage case and a unisex prostrate massager.
bonn11 en1.5.jpg sp-1.jpg


Attachments include the the BN11F and the BN11D with the BONN11 model BN-FL signature blue fleshlight to be announced soon with out without the BSC-1 sprayer.
bonn 11 fisting.jpg bonn 11dildo.jpg




spray1.jpg



I have tried selling My own version of BatShit Crazy/Sexy tee shirts on the board in the past with little success Only EFN took one but she threatened to out me if I didn't personalize it. I have hundreds of these and I have been thinking of just including one with every purchase of $250 or more



Do you have a idea for a Signature product that you would like to see become part of the BatShit Crazy, product line up? fell free to email your ideas at ideas@batshitcrazy.com. plan to wait a long tome to hear from us as we hobby a lot and only work when we have to raise money to pay Non OPEC providers.

RandB Fan
Dept Manager, Improving Stupid Products, a division of R and D

[rockerrick]

Speechless RandB

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by RandB fan

I think tee shirts do not meet the "product blend" that BatShit Crazy Products wants to be know for. Belive me when I say i have tried to sell tee shirts and it is a tough, bat eat bat kind of business that delivers very low margins in volatile business environment. The dick and ball washing sprayer idea is just about as profitable as you can go to any Home Depot, Lowe's, or hardware store and get models from $5.00 up to industrial models. This is not an exclusive product and does not have a good fit in the product mix.

I took the sprayer idea a step forward and thought of some of the cum dumpsters and ass pipes that come and go on the board and thought that super sized enema and douche products might be just the BSC product that will take up into the future. I was thinking about how Bonn11 might have a couple of ideas as ass piping is his specialty. maybe he would have ideas that could help us meet our marketing goals.
I took the liberty to signing a consulting agreement ($1yr and cost plus 100%)) and together we have developed a new product line named after the legend himself " THE BONN11" an ever growing series of pump sprayers with unique, excluesive attachments to replace the washed up(get it) ball and nut sack cleaning sprayer. We have updated the old model with a pressure regulator, BONN11's fresh new line of accessories and attachments such as the BONN11" Fisting attachment, and the BONN11 signature blue 11" Alien dildo, and soon to come, the BONN11 signature blue Alien fleshlight. It is not only self lubricating but self cleaning when attached to the SP-1 sprayer or can be detached for stand alone use.
These newly designed products are available now with new attachments being designed and tested on an ongoing basis.

These products will have a projected price points with enticing profit margins with sales projected into the 7 figure range in the first year alone. that would be sales of $130,000,000.00 in the first year. add on attachment sales will have even higher profit potential. We should see a huge rise in add on sales of lube, enema, and douche products. I project that the BSC brand Bat Guano enema drink mix concentrate (that will be introduced in the late first quarter) mixed with milk will be one of Bonn11's personal favorites and is bound to become a favorite of our loyal BSC customers too..

The first in the line up is the EM1.5 this Bonn11 inspired unit holds up to 1.5 gallons of milk and comes with an ass pipe and straw (standard) for those who enjoy drinking directly from the source.
The SP-1 is a basic kit with a full set of tips in a discrete storage case and a unisex prostrate massager.
Attachment 384137 Attachment 384135


Attachments include the the BN11F and the BN11D with the BONN11 model BN-FL signature blue fleshlight to be announced soon with out without the BSC-1 sprayer.
Attachment 384138 Attachment 384139




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I have tried selling My own version of BatShit Crazy/Sexy tee shirts on the board in the past with little success Only EFN took one but she threatened to out me if I didn't personalize it. I have hundreds of these and I have been thinking of just including one with every purchase of $250 or more



Do you have a idea for a Signature product that you would like to see become part of the BatShit Crazy, product line up? fell free to email your ideas at ideas@batshitcrazy.com. plan to wait a long tome to hear from us as we hobby a lot and only work when we have to raise money to pay Non OPEC providers.

RandB Fan
Dept Manager, Improving Stupid Products, a division of R and D

Welcome to BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc.

[RandB fan]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Welcome to BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc.

Where is my sign on bonus?



Wait that was a bet! I knew there was no sign on bonus. I bet the honeymoon is over too?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by RandB fan

Where is my sign on bonus?



Wait that was a bet! I knew there was no sign on bonus. I bet the honeymoon is over too?

Whispers is handling the money..... something about a silly briefcase!

[siberia]

I call Price gouging on his products.
We are in a government
crises at the moment
with obama care.
Lower your prices &
there won't be a riot.