Hygiene fee?

[lovesallsex]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Sounds poorly thought out. "Hygiene fee" could be interpreted a number of ways.

1. Manscaping service
2. Penalty for showing up less than squeaky clean (this was the first possibility that crossed my mind)
3. Fee for taking a shower upon arrival
4. Added fee to cover the cost of hygiene items - condoms, lube, whatever

Whoever put that in their add, showcase, or website would be well advised to clarify what is intended.

My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by lovesallsex

My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering.

The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help???

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by lovesallsex

My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering.

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help???

Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?...

[woody4eroticfun]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.....

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.....

I totally agree with you! Lol

[lovesallsex]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help???

Ha ha. True. Might have to use the high pressure wash at the Flying J. LOL.

[lovesallsex]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?...

Gemma, you are probably responsible for making some dirty minds even dirtier. LOL.

[ElumEno]

I just have to wonder how much of a hygiene fee would be for taking a dump at a girls incall?
Or how much the fee is for the guy that wipes his ass on the white bed spread and leaves the track marks.

[Audrey Astor]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

I just have to wonder how much of a hygiene fee would be for taking a dump at a girls incall?
Or how much the fee is for the guy that wipes his ass on the white bed spread and leaves the track marks.

It earned both of those gentlemen a "no return visit, no, no, not now, not ever!"
True story!