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01-04-2015, 10:24 PM
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Just Lick Me
User ID: 205713
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Happy Birthday love
Capricorns rule
Gina's B-day Jan 12
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01-04-2015, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 25, 2010
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Happy B-Day Toyz and you had a great game to watch today. Cowboys WIN.
Shout out to LexieMarie and thanks to Toyz from encouraging me to meet this great bundle of female joy and enthusiasm.
Happy Birthday my friend. May you have many more.
BB
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01-05-2015, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2012
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Happy Birthday, Buddy. I'm guessing you are turning 37 &1/2 years old.
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01-05-2015, 01:34 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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Happy Birthday, Buddy. I'm guessing you are turning 37 &1/2 years old.
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Awesome cake!
I'm not sure what the number is anymore, I lost track a few years ago. Hell, who even knows if the birthday is right? I damn sure don't remember being born, does anyone?
It could all be a lie my parents concocted to mask the fact that I am a superior being from the planet Cawkasia...
Naaaawwww...
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01-05-2015, 03:37 AM
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User ID: 5430
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
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Ok for the record: Either me or Homer (I'm pretty sure it was me) were the first to utter the word sammich on ECCIE. I know, I'm so proud of this, right?!
What has this word come to? Is there an inside joke I am now on the outside of? Fill me in Jane!
Put 'em up Toyz!
This is a stick-up for your Birthday ThreAD!
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01-05-2015, 04:22 AM
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User ID: 271166
Join Date: Nov 25, 2014
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Toyz once offered me 37.50 for a date. He's so sweet. Anyway, I am a Toyz follower. Even though he drives me nuts sometimes, he can be a pretty funny guy. Sometimes. Sometimes, Toyz.
Anyway, I just picked it up from him.
I feel a sammich war coming on. Someone better TM that shit.
That's all I know Lady Lover. 
Fyi, the tongue is the fastest place to heal. Warm salt water will cure your cunilingus blues. Heh.
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01-05-2015, 04:32 AM
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Oh you got it from Thrifty Toyz? Yeah, he's always cramp'n my style.
Fucking, style-cramper.
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01-05-2015, 08:19 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
Oh you got it from Thrifty Toyz? Yeah, he's always cramp'n my style.
Fucking, style-cramper.
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Why you bitches comin' down on me?
Theres an inside joke on the $37.50 I only share in private.
Homie started the sammich a few years ago with "bitch, get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich"
I began offering a Bologna & Cheese Sammich as a TIP for only the best Ho experiences to add to the $37.50 hour donation rate...
I mean, you iz wort what you is wort, AMI right or AMI right? I'm thirsty.
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01-05-2015, 09:05 AM
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Well known giver of fucks
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Originally Posted by Toyz
Why you bitches comin' down on me?
Theres an inside joke on the $37.50 I only share in private.
Homie started the sammich a few years ago with "bitch, get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich"
I began offering a Bologna & Cheese Sammich as a TIP for only the best Ho experiences to add to the $37.50 hour donation rate...
I mean, you iz wort what you is wort, AMI right or AMI right? I'm thirsty.
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Wanna V8?
Btw happy birthday sweetheart!!
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01-05-2015, 11:17 AM
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Happy Birthday, Bubba Toyz
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01-05-2015, 11:43 AM
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User ID: 106939
Join Date: Oct 29, 2011
Location: Mid-Cities/Plano/Willowbrook Area in Houston
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Happy Birthday Toyz!
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01-05-2015, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
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Originally Posted by Toyz
Why you bitches comin' (coming or going? or cumming & going?) down on me?
Theres an inside joke on the $37.50 I only share in private. Wont be getting inside with that joke!
Homie started the sammich a few years ago with "bitch, get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich" WROOOONG!
I began offering a Bologna & Cheese Sammich as a TIP for only the best Ho experiences to add to the $37.50 hour donation rate... BOLOGNA indeed
I mean, you iz wort what you is wort, AMI right or AMI right? I'm thirsty. Chocolate milk for everyone!
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"Suckn' on my titties like you..." you know the rest.
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01-05-2015, 02:10 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
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Bubba TOYZ,
for you and for you only, at least at this very moment, I'll break my one and only NY resolution, which happens to be the first in years and years...
But as usual my twin brother lured me in. With his undeniable charming attitude towards the Hobby ....
In any case, were the fuck was I? ...
It's hard to get off TOYZ these days isn't it (insert commas were appropriate,  )
HAPPY BirthDAY
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01-05-2015, 02:21 PM
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User ID: 115196
Join Date: Dec 30, 2011
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HB from SL!
Happy Birthday Toyz!
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01-05-2015, 03:26 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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Originally Posted by Jane Doe
Toyz once offered me 37.50 for a date. He's so sweet. Anyway, I am a Toyz follower. Even though he drives me nuts sometimes, he can be a pretty funny guy. Sometimes. Sometimes, Toyz.
Anyway, I just picked it up from him.
I feel a sammich war coming on. Someone better TM that shit.
That's all I know Lady Lover.
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For $37.50 that should be dick alone. Nuts are extra!
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