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Originally Posted by aj14620
I'm not so good with writing out an essay...
so im just gonna go through your hoodrat list and make some comments you can then take it from there...
1.You spit on the floor... not necessarily on the floor..however I have spit a drink onto my computer screen cuz some monkey made a funny in one of the threads here.. this was actually referring to spitting jimmie juice on the floor of your incall after CIM but lol
well that seems about it..
not to hoodratish however..Im in UpperHood..so the list is pretty short with me..
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AJ, let me clarify...you shouldn't write about what makes you a hoodrat or not, as hoodrat status or lack thereof, isn't necessarily relevant. You should write, in your own words, why You think YOU should be the lucky lady who gets the wipe warmer.
A hoodrat response would be Something like "my baby wipes are so cold my funnel gets icicles on it when I wipe off the jimmie DNA, please help my funnel stay warm and fresh!" But obviously with more passion and detail...and hopefully boobie pics.
A non hoodrat response could be "i like to clean jimmie pipes with wipes because it is quick, convenient, disposable and sanitary but I hate that my clients get shrinkage because my wipes are cold. Please help me do my part to put an end to shrinkage"...hopefully with boobie pics
My initial hoodrat reference was simply that hoodrats, if they cleanup, tend to do cleanup with baby wipes...fucking COLD baby wipes...thats all. I have also been with very not hoodrat girls who use baby wipes to clean up jimmie pipes post enjoyment. However, Most hoodrats consider a baby wipe to the funnel sufficient between date clean up... So they multitask with the wipes so to speak
: unless of course you want to offer me outrageous sexual favors to rig the contest...those can be sent via PM if you wish 
FYI this emoticon is named "krilin" LMFAO
