SL'S Review of an Oil Change:
I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.
BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:
I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.
As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.
She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.
Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week! 
