OP Logic:
Losses from cash and dash: $200 / no nookie
New burner and new number: $20
Gas to get to new appointment: $3
Lawyer's fees to represent you after you get arrested for assault, robbery, etc: $5,000
Medical bills from getting in a fight with a pimp: $10,000
Your ass in jail for 6 months: Priceless
Your RL info in the news as being charged with assaulting a suspected prostitute or pimp or something like that, so that every person you ever meet for the rest of your life can google you and take a guess at how you got to be in that situation: 10 X priceless
Sounds like a plan!