Top Ten Bullshit Excuses You Give To Your S/O or a respected Civie to throw them off your strip club loving scent.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Trey

I just tell my chick I'm going to the titty bar. No excuses needed.

I think in reality, that's how it works for a lot of us....at least the guys I hang out with.....fuck, my SO likes that titty bar shit more than I do.

[sweet.treat69]

Originally Posted by Trey

I just tell my chick I'm going to the titty bar. No excuses needed.

You're a lucky man!! I'd say 1 out of 10 women, maybe 1 out of 5 tops (& that's pushing it) would probably willingly, and without nagging, let their man go to the titty bar. At least you don't have to lie & come up with some shit spur of the moment! I guess you could use that as a cover up for hobbying unless she doesn't give a shit about that either.. But that's awesome!

Everybody else's excuses were TOO FUNNY LOL

[Satsuma957]

my wife usually takes me to the strip club. so it's usually...

honey...did they take all your money??!!??

[JackNasty]

"I'm gonna go work out."... if I'm lyin, I'm dyin.

[Prime Time]

I wouldn't give a bitch a dime.

[Aztecking69]

I tell my S/O I'm going out then I tell my side chick I'm going to the strip club and she usually help me pick up an extra playmate.

[flstn96]

I to am lucky enough to of married someone that I can just tell I am going to the Strip club. I have even taken her a handful of times, and even though unfortunately she isn't into woman she still has a good time and has fun.

[zerodahero]

I only go there for the music

[Guest051115]

I would just be honest and tell her I'm going out for some raw sushi ;-)

[Jake Perman]

I explained it the same way I explained perfume or lipstick on my clothes:

"Honey, I was just using my shirt to clean off my dick!"

Worked every time.