I Want To Be A Cheat Bastard..... AD ThreAD

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well at least I can run another AD next week. I'm sure we are subject to the same rules one ad per week.

Actually that is the BEAUTY of being a Cheap Bastard. Run all the ads you want! Send PM's with offers! Make up business cards with SLCB on them to pass out at local Sonic drive ins! Rent a bi-plane and fly around the city with "I'm a cheap bastard please fuck me"! banner flying behind you.

The wonderful thing about the CBC is there ARE no rules of engagement. What is cheap for one bastard is not cheap for another bastard. A ho might charge 350 on her profile, but troll IOP for hunny dollar halves....rules change daily, so just ignore them!

[fun2come]

and ALWAYS remember the CBC symbol:

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

A lady between 18-30. (ID Will Be Checked) weighing in at between 110-135 LBS.

I was going to give you a referral but you are so damn picky..... I have a new 19yo 5'1" lady but when I made her get on a scale.....(she was laughing at the idea of ME weighing her)... she only made 106..... I'm feeding her pretty regular though..... and will let you know when she gets to your standards....

I think some of you Cheap Bastards pay too much but I'll give this a shot....

The SO has voiced a desire for an "anything goes 2-some" to include a little role play with some light Bondage..... We are looking for an 18 to 25yo long haired TOS for an evening and night of non stop play where you get to go from scared submissive to turning the role around with her secured and deprived of vision wondering what is going on around her. Showers, Baths and a lot of toy play as well.

Role Play will start when you begin flirting with her at the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet nearby asking her what a young and pretty lady like her is doing with the old round guy with her. She will invite you home to see one of the many facets to the relationship.

Naturally meeting AT the buffet line means you arrived on your own and already paid for your dinner. The two of you will get really into things in the car on the way home and you'll find yourself cuffed and brought in to the room prepared for your visit.

After a wild night that is winding down as the sun comes up you show your appreciation by fixing us breakfast in bed.

no real value can be placed on the eveing and offering you cash after sharing our matrimonial bed with you would be an insult to you. But before leaving you will find an envelope with an assortment of 2 for 1 Coupons totaling over $300 in free meals provided you can get a guy to agree to buy his own dinner and let you join him! A Groupon good for 18 Pole Dancing Lessons at Brass Ovaries, a prepaid Mani/Pedi and a Shell Gift Card for $50 to cover your gas,

If you do the Breakfast Finale to the visit you'll find a little tip in your thigh highs before leaving.

PM or Email and please include pictures.....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I was going to give you a referral but you are so damn picky..... I have a new 19yo 5'1" lady but when I made her get on a scale.....(she was laughing at the idea of ME weighing her)... she only made 106..... I'm feeding her pretty regular though..... and will let you know when she gets to your standards....

I think some of you Cheap Bastards pay too much but I'll give this a shot....

The SO has voiced a desire for an "anything goes 2-some" to include a little role play with some light Bondage..... We are looking for an 18 to 25yo long haired TOS for an evening and night of non stop play where you get to go from scared submissive to turning the role around with her secured and deprived of vision wondering what is going on around her. Showers, Baths and a lot of toy play as well.

Role Play will start when you begin flirting with her at the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet nearby asking her what a young and pretty lady like her is doing with the old round guy with her. She will invite you home to see one of the many facets to the relationship.

Naturally meeting AT the buffet line means you arrived on your own and already paid for your dinner. The two of you will get really into things in the car on the way home and you'll find yourself cuffed and brought in to the room prepared for your visit.

After a wild night that is winding down as the sun comes up you show your appreciation by fixing us breakfast in bed.

no real value can be placed on the eveing and offering you cash after sharing our matrimonial bed with you would be an insult to you. But before leaving you will find an envelope with an assortment of 2 for 1 Coupons totaling over $300 in free meals provided you can get a guy to agree to buy his own dinner and let you join him! A Groupon good for 18 Pole Dancing Lessons at Brass Ovaries, a prepaid Mani/Pedi and a Shell Gift Card for $50 to cover your gas,

If you do the Breakfast Finale to the visit you'll find a little tip in your thigh highs before leaving.

PM or Email and please include pictures.....

I do appreciate you keeping me in mind. The thoughtfulness of the Cheap Bastards kind of brings a tear to my eye.

[Austins1hobby]

So where is the application to join the CBC?

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Austins1hobby

So where is the application to join the CBC?

Either you are or you are NOT.
A sure fire way into the CBC is to be called a Cheap Bastard by the Pussy Mafia.

[Annika]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Either you are or you are NOT.
A sure fire way into the CBC is to be called a Cheap Bastard by the Pussy Mafia.

Pussy mafia that just sounds cheap!!

And they call names like cheap bastard must be a new fetish SMFH

Great THREAD SL

[Annika]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Actually that is the BEAUTY of being a Cheap Bastard. Run all the ads you want! Send PM's with offers! Make up business cards with SLCB on them to pass out at local Sonic drive ins! Rent a bi-plane and fly around the city with "I'm a cheap bastard please fuck me"! banner flying behind you.

The wonderful thing about the CBC is there ARE no rules of engagement. What is cheap for one bastard is not cheap for another bastard. A ho might charge 350 on her profile, but troll IOP for hunny dollar halves....rules change daily, so just ignore them!

Rules change daily that ain't no shit

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Annika

Pussy mafia that just sounds cheap!!

And they call names like cheap bastard must be a new fetish SMFH

Great THREAD SL

Love that name sweetie! Reminds me of one of my favs...



NOT ONE PM???

A lady between 18-30. (ID Will Be Checked) weighing in at between 110-135 LBS. (Digital Scale will be available) Open menu...(Greek not necessary) Hair Color not important, Breast size not important, between 5'4" and 5'8". Low Volume or UTR providers get extra consideration. Must be willing to allow pictures (Review & Posting of pictures NOT necessary)

You get dinner and to spend the night all for $300.00 PM me and help me out. If I get a wonderful young lady "I" too will be able to say "I'm a Cheap Bastard".

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Love that name sweetie! Reminds me of one of my favs...



NOT ONE PM???

A lady between 18-30. (ID Will Be Checked) weighing in at between 110-135 LBS. (Digital Scale will be available) Open menu...(Greek not necessary) Hair Color not important, Breast size not important, between 5'4" and 5'8". Low Volume or UTR providers get extra consideration. Must be willing to allow pictures (Review & Posting of pictures NOT necessary)

You get dinner and to spend the night all for $300.00 PM me and help me out. If I get a wonderful young lady "I" too will be able to say "I'm a Cheap Bastard".

My favorite was a ebony girl named Leroysha. Named after her Daddy. Poor girl.

[Still Looking]

Holly Molly! I truck pay dirt! Not one but two little hotties are on there way to take advantage of SL. I wonder if I'll need a wing man. You know how these girls can get. It started off as one... then she asked if she could bring her friend.

Tune in for breaking news as it happens.

SL HAPPY DANCE!

[fun2come]

See it pays to be a CB, now keep it cheap so you earn your CBC entry

[Still Looking]

They decided to go to 6th street and party and left SL high and dry. They did call and were very nice about it! Well maybe next time...

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Holly Molly! I truck pay dirt! Not one but two little hotties are on there way to take advantage of SL. I wonder if I'll need a wing man. You know how these girls can get. It started off as one... then she asked if she could bring her friend.

Tune in for breaking news as it happens.

SL HAPPY DANCE!

Stream it live Sir. Show your grasp of technology!

[drpro79]

Slamdango !