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10-03-2017, 05:07 PM
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I think some of you don't *quite* understand what an oxymoron is...
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10-03-2017, 05:49 PM
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10-04-2017, 03:02 AM
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Congressional Ethics
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10-04-2017, 01:12 PM
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10-04-2017, 01:36 PM
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10-04-2017, 04:34 PM
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10-05-2017, 11:08 PM
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PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE
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10-06-2017, 04:26 AM
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10-06-2017, 09:34 AM
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Honest politican
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10-06-2017, 11:46 AM
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I got a speeding ticket in my speed boat .
The DNR officer stopped me at the lake where there was no horsepower restriction are a speed limit and told me that i was speeding in my speed boat .
The boat a Sanger 18 ft jet boat that weighed 2100 pounds had a 468 CID big block chevy with 550 HP with another 250 HP NOX kit on it a berkley out drive with a jetovator .
I had made a run a 5am when nobody was on the lake are around at all.
A asshole a sleep in the cove in his bass boat informed the DNR officer that i swamped his boat
Thus a speeding ticket in a speed boat .
Guess what ?
The boat was registered to the judge of the district we were in whom owned it before whom i know rather well . He didnt care it was still in his name .
so the day came to go to court and what do you think came about about me speeding in the JUDGES speed boat ?
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10-06-2017, 01:01 PM
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I forgot to mention my favorite,
Drive on the Parkway and park on the drive way ,
Yep
Park on the drive way ,
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10-06-2017, 03:54 PM
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"Driveway" literally means the "way to get to where you can drive". The "parkway" is a "way to get out of the city to where the parks are". Both terms make perfect sense. Neither one is an oxymoron.
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10-06-2017, 05:28 PM
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Department of motor vehicles ,
Motors are electric ,
Internal combustion ENGINE
majority of cars on the road that are internal combustion engines vs electric
Needs to be the dept of engines
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10-08-2017, 12:19 PM
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Roaringfork: "What do you charge (for a lap dance)?"
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10-08-2017, 04:42 PM
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My favorite...
Smart Drugs !
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