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Old 10-03-2017, 05:07 PM   #16
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I think some of you don't *quite* understand what an oxymoron is...
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Old 10-03-2017, 05:49 PM   #17
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I got a speeding ticket in my speed boat .

The DNR officer stopped me at the lake where there was no horsepower restriction are a speed limit and told me that i was speeding in my speed boat .

The boat a Sanger 18 ft jet boat that weighed 2100 pounds had a 468 CID big block chevy with 550 HP with another 250 HP NOX kit on it a berkley out drive with a jetovator .

I had made a run a 5am when nobody was on the lake are around at all.

A asshole a sleep in the cove in his bass boat informed the DNR officer that i swamped his boat

Thus a speeding ticket in a speed boat .

Guess what ?

The boat was registered to the judge of the district we were in whom owned it before whom i know rather well . He didnt care it was still in his name .

so the day came to go to court and what do you think came about about me speeding in the JUDGES speed boat ?
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Old 10-06-2017, 01:01 PM   #26
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I forgot to mention my favorite,

Drive on the Parkway and park on the drive way ,
Yep
Park on the drive way ,
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"Driveway" literally means the "way to get to where you can drive". The "parkway" is a "way to get out of the city to where the parks are". Both terms make perfect sense. Neither one is an oxymoron.
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Old 10-06-2017, 05:28 PM   #28
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Department of motor vehicles ,

Motors are electric ,

Internal combustion ENGINE

majority of cars on the road that are internal combustion engines vs electric

Needs to be the dept of engines
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