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10-16-2013, 05:44 AM
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#16
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Amen sister!
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10-16-2013, 06:10 AM
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Join Date: Jul 19, 2012
Location: NW ARK
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Wow, if you weren't in the hobby world I could use a good business manager.
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10-16-2013, 06:23 AM
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The Head Coach
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Originally Posted by Rockydoc
How about ...
If you show up at my incall unannounced
Or if you shit at my incall
Or if you fart during a blowjob
Or if you do not shower
Or if you French kiss me and have black teeth, or are chewing tobacco
Fuck you, you're fired?
Dunno, not on your end but those do not sound appealing to me.
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Yes RD, I have to agree with you.
7. If you show up at my incall unannounced
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
8. If you take a shit at my incall (who does that?? lol)
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
9. If you pass gas while I'm sucking your dick I will punch you in the face , oh and again
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
10. If you have musty stinking nuts that could gag a dog
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
Or if you French kiss me and have black teeth, or are chewing tobacco,
hmm, ok I have some bad teeth I am working to get fixed myself due to a calcium deficiency I have so I really can't go to hard on someone else right now, so lets just say it like this.
11. If your breath smells worse than your ass
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
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Originally Posted by traypear
Mistress Trinity, are you into femdom? I was afraid to ask, but you've given me the courage to cum out of the closet and kiss your feet or anywhere else you desire.
Seriously though, thank you for eloquently setting the whole damn hobby world straight! I think I'm falling in love with you! I know...I'm fired! No freebies.
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Well Traypear you know we aim to please. lol Now get on your knees so I can throw my legs over your shoulders!!
Oh damn, now look you went and ruined it all with love. Oh well, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!
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Well, that kind of clears it up!
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I mean, IJS
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Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Fuck You, You're fired!!!
I feel so much better now!!!! Thanks TK!
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Originally Posted by coven
My God, I thinck I'm in LOVE.
Trinity, can I give you a call around 3:00am?
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OMG!!! Stop with the love shit. Can nobody just fuck me like the slut that I am?? I mean seriously, what's love got to do with it?? I've got lust in my eyes!!
Oh I almost forgot LOVE = FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
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Instant classic post.
You should ask for royalty checks every time it gets reposted/linked
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HMM, now there's a thought. Check Please!!
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Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Thank you, Trinity. I think that perfectly expresses how I was feeling the other day when I made my 'LR trip cancelled' post. Thank you for listening to me vent that night! And I'm so glad that you decided to post this gem.
I have one...
Don't text me for 3 solid hours about an overnight date, back out last minute with a BS excuse, then ask my doubles partner for the same damn date -- providing me as the reference!
I might let you slap me on the ass (if you ask nicely), but it's never ok to slap me in the face.
Fuck you, you're fired!
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I still can't believe that shit went down the way it did. lol I would have talked with you longer, but you know I have little ones to wake up for school. To be honest Ginger, recent bullshit and you are part of what inspired this post. I mean there are just some things that you don't do and shouldn't expect from a hooker. I'm so glad that you and I have been able to vent with one another as much as we have lately.
Noted
12. Don't send meaningless texts to my phone with no intentions of seeing me, then have the nerve and audacity to call my doubles partner to come fuck you instead all while using me as your reference. (who does that??? oh yeah, I remember now)
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED and not only are you fired once but twice, by us both.
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
Cheers!! (as I turn up my morning coffee. I'll drink to for real later. Only on the weekends. lol Gotta love responsibilities.)
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Great Post.
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TY
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Dig that!!
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Glad you enjoyed it
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Love your style trinity.
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Thanks babe.
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Amen sister!
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It was time. Someone had to have the balls to say it.
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10-16-2013, 06:25 AM
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The Head Coach
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Originally Posted by budcud
Wow, if you weren't in the hobby world I could use a good business manager.
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I'm no manager, although stranger things could happen.
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10-16-2013, 06:33 AM
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MILF w/TRUE GRIT!🐕🐶💛
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Originally Posted by Trinity Kane
So the last couple of weeks I have dealt with a lot of bullshit. Not only have I been dealing with bullshit, but so have some other ladies I know. So in light of these past situations I have decided to post about it.
1. What GFE really is.
The girlfriend experience is to give you exactly what you may or may not be missing in the bedroom. I say may not be missing because as we all know some of your are not single, you just like fucking hot hookers. ( I can't blame you I like it too.) Anyway, GFE is designed to give you everything you want and more, this kissing and hugging and licking and fucking like there is no tomorrow.
The "girlfriend experience" generally involves more personal interaction than a traditional hooker or escort offers; it varies widely from person to person, however. There is a focus on not just having sex, but also having more of a comprehensive experience. Often sessions last longer and are "no rush," which means the provider spends the full advertised time rather than rushing out after the sex is over. Common activities usually offered by GFE escorts include kissing and/or French kissing, cuddling and foreplay..
A provider advertising the provision of a "girlfriend experience" is implying that she provides (LFK) (DFK), "full service" (intercourse in many different positions) usually with protection unless she's a fucking idiot with a death wish, and fellatio and cunnilingus, both with or without protection. Providers choice really. This is to make you feel like the only man in the world during your time together and leave you completely and utterly satisfied after the session.
( this is where it gets good and is going to start pissing people off)
NO WHERE in that job description does it say I have to FUCKING BABY YOU!!!!! I am NOT your GIRLFRIEND or your MOTHER!!!! Don't text my fucking phone at all hours of the day and night then have the nerve and audacity to get upset when I don't respond. Are you Kidding me?? Let's be real here.
Hmm, Did you ever happen to think that maybe the Hooker is sucking someone else's cock at the moment? Or maybe, just maybe, I am spending quality time with my children? Perhaps I was having lunch with my mother and grandma, or helping clean her house. (She's in her 80's you know) Maybe I was helping my sister move her things back home because the asshole she was with started abusing her. (true story)
I have a life outside of this hobby. I'm a Mother, a Sister, a Daughter and a Granddaughter. I love my career, but I do not confuse the fantasy I work in with the life I live. I have a family to take care of. I'm not looking for prince charming to come out of no where and save me from this hobby. This is My Choice. I'm not Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!! I don't need to be saved. There is a fine line here that is being crossed.
My point is I'm a hooker. The woman you pay to suck you off. To give you a good time. Please do not confuse a business relationship with a personal relationship. And please don't take this out of proper context. I enjoy the time I spend with my clients. Without YOU GUYS, I wouldn't have a career at all. Do I believe that we can be friends. Yes, however it is in a business sense only. My job is not to coddle you, it's to make you cum, sometimes repeatedly.
Trust me honey, you don't want me as your girlfriend. I'm way more expensive that way. Plus you will have to put of with me bitching, taking your paycheck, and never giving you any pussy cause I'm so busy working that I don't want to fuck you. I fuck for a living, I don't want to fuck for free. And anyone who knows me knows that you have a lot of nerve asking me to.
So with that being said I have some new rules.
1. Do not text my phone 24 hours a day with meaningless bullshit.
If you do, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
(text or call to make an appointment, yes. I would love to see you.)
2.Do not try to save me from this Hobby. I LOVE MY JOB!!
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
3. If you want to spend time with me and not pay for it
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
4. If you think you can take me to dinner and not pay for my time
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
5. If you fall in love with me... guess what
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
6. Want me to baby you and act like your mother
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
(unless this is a fetish and you want me to dress you up in diapers. but again there is another fine line here, if you shit or piss on yourself during this time once again FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED)
This is really a simple process.
Make the call, set the appointment, follow through and please be on time (both provider and hobbyist) then fuck like there is no tomorrow!!! Come in, get your dick sucked, pay the hooker and move on!!! This is not a hard process yet lately it has been being made more and more difficult. If you want to see me please call and schedule. If your thinking about it, don't call until you are sure that you will be able to follow through.
Now I'm not saying don't call or pm to pre-book. I understand that things will happen with business men and their schedules. You have clients, they get pissed off, you have to handle that. I get it, and I understand. But don't call me and say you want to get together at 8 and then text me at 7:55 with some bullshit story about your dog dying. Let's be real here, your girlfriend came home from work early or decided to call in so you can't make it. I will always and forever respect real over bullshit any given day.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the board, I would love your input here. I mean, am I wrong here? How much bullshit do we have to put up with? Last time I checked this job was to satisfy men and fulfill fantasies in the bedroom. Nothing more and most definitely nothing less.
And if I missed anything, by all means add on
Xo Xo
TK
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10-16-2013, 06:46 AM
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The Head Coach
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Love your avatar!! Super Sexy!!!
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10-16-2013, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Carthage, MO
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Classic
That is a true classic post. I really need to make a trip to Arkansas to see and experience you in person!
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10-16-2013, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 31, 2012
Location: Arkansas - Little Rock
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Thanks for the courage to post about what so many of us have to deal with. When BS happens with a client I am sometime left wondering why me, and it is sometimes hard to remind yourself that you not the only one. Post like this help tremendously, because it’s confirmation that it happens to all providers at some point.
Just one of those things that come with the job that are not as enjoyable to suck up as some of the other things we get to suck.
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10-16-2013, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Sep 19, 2009
Location: USA
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DAYUM!!!!
Fucking AWESOME post, way too many pussies who actually pay for pussy on the site
I'm in agreement with all of your rules below, except #4...I'll pay you to fuck me, I'm not paying you to just sit there and eat with me
I guess I'm fired
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Originally Posted by Trinity Kane
So with that being said I have some new rules.
1. Do not text my phone 24 hours a day with meaningless bullshit.
If you do, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
(text or call to make an appointment, yes. I would love to see you.)
2.Do not try to save me from this Hobby. I LOVE MY JOB!!
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
3. If you want to spend time with me and not pay for it
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
4. If you think you can take me to dinner and not pay for my time
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
5. If you fall in love with me... guess what
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
6. Want me to baby you and act like your mother
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
Xo Xo
TK
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10-16-2013, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2, 2010
Location: Little Rock
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Bravo
I have not had the pleasure of your company yet. I will be calling and looking forward to that straight forward attitude Very well stated!
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10-16-2013, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 19, 2013
Location: Arkansas
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Reading your post brightened my day. The great think about your post is now everyone knows exactly what they are getting with you. And frankly, most of us will find that very refreshing. The ones that don't have already been fired so who cares what they think.
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10-16-2013, 10:44 AM
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This is amazing... best post EVER!
Thanks TK for saying something about this!
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10-16-2013, 10:46 AM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Arkansas
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So tell us how you really feel TK. This is the best rant I have ever read, and so true. You should get a medal. Love your personality babe, can't wait to see you someday. And to the numbnuts that sparked this rant, Fuck you, you're fired.
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10-16-2013, 11:15 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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I agree 100 percent with rules for hobbyists to follow
And rules for providers to follow
1. Do not text me unsolicited asking when I will see you again
If you do, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
2.Do not spend part of our scheduled telling me about your recent bad experiences with hobbyists
If you do -- FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
3. If you want to spend time with me without BCD activities and and expect me to pay for it
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
4. If you you ask me to bring you something to eat - and count your eating time as part of the Session time
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
5. If you fall in love with ME.. guess what
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
6. If you start to baby me or act like my mother
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED
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10-16-2013, 12:08 PM
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Sexual Liber🐊ator
Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
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I think I just came!
Awesome post, TK! Fuck me, I'm fired....because after reading that, I'm in lust (and I haven't even looked at the Showcase or Reviews).
Truly a post to be saved for posterity, and required reading for anybody entering this thing of ours. Thanks
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