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Old 10-19-2015, 07:13 PM   #16
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Sorry about that, but my Bratwurst always comes with the Sauerkraut ...

but it smells and tastes good, I promise .. it's been Texarcised ...

... only 614 to go ... bear with me
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:17 PM   #17
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I can do without sauerkraut...it smells funny
I am sorry, you are not actually talking food here, are you???
After all this is Co-ED and we need to make it Hobby related or the SANDBOX it is....

I hate the Sandbox...

613 worthy posts to CUM
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I was talking about food until you mentioned bratwurst...then my mind went elsewhere
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:26 PM   #19
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I was talking about food until you mentioned bratwurst...then my mind went elsewhere
Now you are talking !!!

How many can you eat in 55 minutes???

I mean I'll be a little busy in the next 11 days... 612 to go ... but breaks are good.
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I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:32 PM   #21
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I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite
you are talking food again... dammit girl ....

We need to test your limits I say... (and I am not talking food here).

611 ... this is going fast
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I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:44 PM   #23
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I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets
Of course .... I am Thinking

.. 609 (strayed a little)
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Moved from Coed Discussions to The Sandbox, since this isn't hobby related.

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Old 10-19-2015, 07:56 PM   #25
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Moved from Coed Discussions to The Sandbox, since this isn't hobby related.

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Damn you .....

608 to go in the Sandbox... F*CK
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:57 PM   #26
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Nobody likes the kitty litter box, this is gonna slow you down. Better go put a bunch of Welcomes and Nice reviews.
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RR, 607 to go is for you, was worth a try and a flirt ...
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F*ck this is going to become a WURSTFEST!!!

You will need to understand certain phrases so here is a video lesson....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJG2HHoxm4g

HERE ARE SOME YOU WILL NEED HERE

Arsch : ass
Arschloch : asshole
Depp : idiot
Du Sack! : you, scrotum
Dummkopf : idiot
Einzeller : one-celler (usu. for blonds)
Fick dich ins Knie : Fuck yourself in the knee
Heulsuse : crybaby
Scheiße : shit
Schlampe : slut
Trottel : idiot
Verpiss dich! : Fuck off!
Vollidiot : complete idiot
Wichser : Wanker

some phrases you will need:

Saupillerm

annarschloch (sow'pill-uh-man arsh'loch) - "sow penis arse-hole"

Drecksau ("drek'sow") - "dirty pig".

pillermann" means "penis"

Hartgeldstricher= male hoogar

Arschkriecher (male) = Ass-creeper

Leck mich! = suck my balls

now you are ready to put the German language to use...ENJOY

Pantoffelheld : a man dominated by his wife; literally master of slippers
Schreckschraube : ugly woman; literally shock-screw
Wuchtbrumme : fat woman; literally impact of a steel-slab
Frauenversteher : man who flatters often, softie; literally someone who understands women
Penner : bum; literally sleeper (not composed, but commonly used - everyone not getting out of the way of someone who is in hurry is a potiential "penner")
Arsch mit Ohren : butt with ears; this is a funny one, sometimes used in the media, in advertisment or among friends
Pissnelke : idiot; literally pissing carnation
Schleimscheisser : shits slime; used for people who flatter
Korinthenkacker : shits "Korinthen", a sweet; meaning is the same as "Schleimscheisser"
Stiefellecker : boot licker; means the same as "Schleimscheisser", but with emphasis on servileness
falscher Fuffziger : liar, traitor; literally faked piece of 50 Pfennig (got out of fashion since the introduction of the EURO)
Hurensohn : sonofabitch
Klowichser : s.o. wanking on the toilet whilst sitting
Flachwichser : someone who squirts flat after wanking
Linkswichser : s.o. wanking with his left hand
Hinterlader : literally breech-loader; used for gay men
Schwanzlutscher : cock-sucker
Kinderschänder : TBA


ADVANCED TRAINING

http://german.about.com/library/blvoc_avoid1.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-3o-857co

another video tutorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-bF31SwQFI

and that is all I have to say about this threAD.

ThreAD in german = threAD (really)
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Old 10-20-2015, 08:19 AM   #28
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WOW, Thanks Randy.

First off now I wanna meet the 3 ladies in the first 2 videos
Second, I learned 2 new words and a new phrase:
1) Sau Pillermann Arschloch
2) Hartgeldstricher

What's missing is: Bordsteinschwalbe (Street Hooker)

Since this grumpy ModTard moved the threAD into the kitter litter box I am not sure I'll make the 606 scheiss verflixten posts by Oct 30...

Now you have me swearing in German ...
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Old 10-20-2015, 10:08 PM   #29
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ya know those polish sausages at costco aren't too bad
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Old 10-20-2015, 11:07 PM   #30
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I love those Omaha Steak Gourmet Franks... (and I am talking food now).

Wonder what would be a good substitute (still talking ONLY food here).
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