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05-09-2014, 06:09 AM
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Arnold to the creature
"You are one ugly mother fucker"
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05-09-2014, 09:16 AM
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Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!
Adam Sandler Big Daddy
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05-11-2014, 02:28 PM
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Lets not forget a classic from an all star cast when they were all young " the dirty dozen"
"Do we have to eat with Niggers". As Jim Brown gets up and beats the shit out of Telly savalas
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06-23-2014, 06:06 PM
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"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
-Silence of the Lambs
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you, I'm out!"
-Half Baked
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No!!"
-Animal House
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06-23-2014, 06:21 PM
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"Never go through the drive-thru! They FUCK you in the drive-thru!"
-- Lethal Weapon 2
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06-23-2014, 06:36 PM
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Balin: Did he offer you a deal?
Thorin: He did. I told him he could go ishkh khakfe andu null. Him and all his kin!
Balin: Well, that's that then. The deal was our only hope
"The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug"
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06-23-2014, 08:15 PM
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Open Range- Kevin Costner talking to his love interest before the big shoot out, "Sue, men are going to die here today.... And I'm gonna kill 'em"
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06-25-2014, 01:51 PM
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" I would've thought a cunt like you could handle all those pricks"
Hit Girl to Mother Russia
Kick-Ass 2
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06-25-2014, 02:14 PM
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Bad Mother Fucker
YOLANDA I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
JULES Just hang in there, baby, you're doing' great, Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over.
(to Pumpkin) Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.
PUMPKIN Which one is it?
JULES It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
Pumpkin looks in the bag and sure enough there's a wallet with "Bad Motherfucker" embroidered on it.
JULES That's my bad motherfucker. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?
PUMPKIN About fifteen hundred dollars.
JULES Put it in your pocket, it's yours. Now with the rest of them wallets and the register, that makes this a pretty successful little score.
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06-27-2014, 12:02 PM
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"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive"
-Airplane
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07-08-2014, 10:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FoulRon
"Never go through the drive-thru! They FUCK you in the drive-thru!"
-- Lethal Weapon 2
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They fuck you in the drive-thu!
Classic!! I quote this constantly!
"Dog, dog...you see the size of that chicken?"
Young Guns
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07-30-2014, 05:32 AM
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"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"
-The Big Lebowski
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07-30-2014, 10:06 AM
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Leon - "No women, no kids, that’s the rules."
The Professional
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07-30-2014, 11:35 AM
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"I ain't got time to bleed"- Jesse Ventura, in Predator.
Actually the Spanish-dubbed version Depredador is much funnier: "Yo no tengo tiempo para sangrar".
Also:
" When there was no meat, we ate fowl.
And when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad.
And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate san'.
- You ate what?
- We ate san'".
- You ate sand?
- That's right." from Raising Arizona
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08-21-2014, 07:42 PM
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"You're killing me Smalls!"
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