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Old 09-15-2010, 08:22 AM   #211
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.If Mike has $207 and John has $196, but Roger spent $264 of their dollars on lap dances and stage dances, how many drinks and dances must be purchased to get Starlite, the dancer, to go to VIP?
Cheerios is a whole oat cereal.

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Old 09-15-2010, 09:09 AM   #212
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It comes from beans and cauliflower and always goes in the most inopportune places (i.e. crowded elevator shafts, the middle of a long conference with the boss, your wife's face just when she's FINALLY agreed to give you your first blow job in 14 years, etc.)

Why pi?
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Cake usually contains no fruit, which is better than just sugar.


Does air really get heavier in the cold?
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:28 PM   #214
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...Does air really get heavier in the cold?
Eskimos don't believe Hell is hot..... To them it's extremely cold

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Old 09-22-2010, 02:37 AM   #215
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:36 PM   #216
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Tie your shoelaces before going down the stairs.

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because Simon says

why do hotdogs come in 10 and buns come in 8?
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:29 PM   #218
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because Simon says

why do hotdogs come in 10 and buns come in 8?
Because there is no such thing as a pair of panty.

If the stork brings babies what does an ostrich bring?
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Because there is no such thing as a pair of panty.

If the stork brings babies what does an ostrich bring?
Moonpies

Why do hummingbirds hum?
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Moonpies

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They forgot the words.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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...What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
That is best determined using the formula F x a = r/t .

What does the tooth fairy do with all those collected teeth?
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Turns them into the IRS


What happened to Tara's panties?
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...What happened to Tara's panties?
They went to the same place that that missing sock from your dryer goes.

What is isinglass (X2Y4–6Z8O20(OH,F)4 )?
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They went to the same place that that missing sock from your dryer goes.

What is isinglass (X2Y4–6Z8O20(OH,F)4 )?

cheap sunglasses

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We do because the cavemen planted trees why didn't Mickey and Minnie mouse have mouse sex all the time?
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