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Originally Posted by Texasquest
Hmmmmm surely the allmighty SIXX isnt being a WK.....LMAO Like someone else said if it quacks like duck.and walks like duck..Must be a duck......
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This kinda reminds me of another joke.
A big husky farm kid turns sixteen, so his father figures it's time to send him to town to get himself a woman. The farmer has very little money, so he gives the kid a duck and tells him to get a woman in trade.
The kid goes to town, goes into a whore house, and tells the madam he wants a girl in exchange for the duck. The madam laughs in his face, but one of the girls feels sorry for him and takes him upstairs.
They go into a room, they get undressed, he gets on her, and he gives her a fucking like she hasn't had in years.
When they're done, she says, “Kid, if you'll do that to me again, I'll let you keep your duck.”
He does it again, then grabs the duck, leaves the whorehouse, and heads for home. He's almost home when he sees the neighbor's daughter bending over the cabbages, and she's got no underwear on. He thinks about the night before, and he starts for her.
Her father sees him and stops him.
He says, “I recognize that gleam in your eye, son. I was young once, myself. Here, take this ten-dollar bill and go on home and leave my daughter alone.”
So the kid walks up to his house carrying the duck. His father sees him and gets upset.
He says, “Boy, I sent you to town to get a woman with that animal.”
The kid says, “Well, Paw, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, ten bucks for duckin' a fuck, and I still got the fuckin' duck.”
Sorry this has nothing to do with the topic, what was the topic again?
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