Waiting to be proven I am a dumbass, wakeup. Or is it you that has been divulged.

[Horizontal Driller]

Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

By having that kind of name it would seem that LD was in fact an escort.
But were they transgendered?

"Bitch, don't make get all up in your ass like a brand new thong!" - Luxury Daphne

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

"Bitch, don't make get all up in your ass like a brand new thong!" - Luxury Daphne

Real talk....

[Horizontal Driller]

Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

I figured it out.

Jbravo posted an eminem song. Eminem once sang "three trailer park girls go round the outside."

THREE.

Plus, I live in the THIRD nicest house in the trailer park.

There are THREE of us in the coven.

THREE.

My initials are L.M. As in ELLL. EMMM. UHHH. NATE.

Yummy Marie has three syllables in her name.

THREE.

If you rearrange "Caroline Davenport" you get "a pedantic lover" with three letters left over.

THREE.

Boardman is a sexy beast. (Not really relevant, but he likes to feel included.)

SNL is from Italy. Which is in Europe. Which is a moral cesspool. And the birthplace of the Age of Enlightenment. And you know what else is in Europe? Bavaria. At least, I think it is. I'm a hooker, not a geographer.

Lauren Mayfair is an anagram for "a fear luminary".

Luminary? As in ... ILLUMINATE?

Wakeup literally (using "literally" in the figurative sense, of course ) means to become enlightened. Or ILLUMINATED.


WAKEUP, Sheeple.




ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

Hooker math always gives me a migraine

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by zerodahero

I use to think Valarie and Wakeup was the same person

No way... I give much better blowjobs.

[Wakeup]

True...true...

[TransAm]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

So what are these numbers supposed to mean or be?

Looks like an attempted subtle threat to out providers. Would probably be more effective if it weren't cloaked in crazy. But kind of wondering who's pulling LOTO's strings. This reads like a fucktard hung up on a hooktard and trying to do her bidding. Where have we seen that recently?

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by TransAm

But kind of wondering who's pulling LOTO's strings. This reads like a fucktard hung up on a hooktard and trying to do her bidding. Where have we seen that recently?

Hmmm ...

[Alyssa XOXO]

Ha! ^^^ Thanks for the constant marketing

Btw: That was very creative and cute! ;-)

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Russ38

A song may be more appropriate.

Everyone sing along, follow the bouncing ball.
If you can't sing, sing louder.

You know the tune.
Here we go...
Hummmmm

Tebow luvs me this I know
The fucking prophet told me so.
Fucktards worship to belong
They are weak but he is strong.

Yes Tebow luvs me,
Yes Tebow luvs me.
Yes Tebow luvs me,
The ashole told me so.

[Iron_Man]

All of you have way too much free time on your hands.

I side with all who said "WHO THE FUCK CARES" and apply it to all 14 pages of this horse shit.

[dearhunter]

heh........now, I am humming that fucked up tune

Darth, it is not difficult to figure out what those numbers mean.........they mean LOTO has joined the rancks of the potty mouth.

[Alyssa XOXO]

^^^ My Dear..... You're still My Favorite....

[Wakeup]

So much for off the board...

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

So much for off the board...

Speculate all you'd like... Give me more credit than this, sheesh

[dearhunter]

You get all the credit........ijs