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I would love to see those potty mouth white knight PMs that started this threAD.........ijs.
Hmmm... the last time I even said a hobbyists handle... a thread on DISCRETION was created... Lol... So, forgive me if I would rather not go through THAT again...
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Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere
Sir DH...
If I look like I do now at 50 then I will be tickled PINK!!
I promise to have a HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH on that big day and I will even let you SPANK my pert little bottom for annoying you sooo much this last year!!
I have to crash... this is way too late for me to be up... but I promise to behave myself this week-end so that you will not have to put my sassy little self back into DH CHARM SCHOOL for MOUTHY HOOKTARDS!!
My attempt to play with FIRE!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!! DANGER!!
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
I call bullshit. You did not have to say anything negative toward the fucktard. Others did it for you.
You knew that would happen.......too many pussies around here for it not to happen.
By extension, it is nearly impossible for the sheep to praise your golden calf with out beating down the reviewer.
When a retarded whore goes so far as to suggest you put the OP on alert for writing a "no" review, I can't fault the fucktard for getting a little riled up.
But, it is all good........this is Houston, and we know what to do with these kinds of threADs.
The rest of you whores pay attention like the WKs said........this is how you do it.......ijs
WOW!! I think that I might have died on gone to HOOKTARD HEAVEN!!! DH... please DO NOT WAKE ME UP!!
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
No need to apologize for his disappointment........you don't owe him anything........now, all them fucktards who wrote them glowing reviews.......them be a different story......ijs
Darn White Knights!!
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
He paid for the session.......he is entitled to his review........if you have a problem with that.........whine like a WK or whore........just be entertaining.
Well, I am TRYING my best...
These threADs always turn sideways........no matter how smart the hooktard thincks she is in her OP.
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
^^^Oh the comic irony of that last statement
It could be that she is a used up old whore........who hasn't grudge fucked a few of those........besides Wakeup......ijs
Do you mean I might still have a chance with WU??
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
SG, I am a little sad. I am not in the least annoyed by you. I thinck you are awesome........you can take that to the banck.
There is only one whore on this board who almost understands me.........and she is my favorite.
Dagnabit!! You have rendered me SPEECHLESS!! Never saw that one coming...
No one ruin this moment for me!! If I had to get a NO REVIEW to garner some approval from DH then it was well worth it!! Thank you MD!!
Thank you DG for helping me learn how to multi-quote!!:)
[QUOTE=SNL9933;1056001880]You don't owe him anything. I read the ROS and if
Here's an analogy of what the dumb ass reviewer did......That's like going to a restaurant ordering lobster tail that is totally under cooked and cold. Proceeding to eat the meal ...paying for it...NOT saying a word to the waiter or manager...and then going home and posting a bad review on yelp or on any other review board.
I never met SG ....so I have no bias....but I will call an idiot an idiot when I see one...And that review is one dumb mother fucker...
SNL..out
Thank you Sir SNL!!!
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Originally Posted by animitasenthe
I've never done a three way, but I think this is where I profess my very intent interest in doing one with Guinevere and Sonya. Just sayin...
Yeah, way to take the lead on publicly validating your serious intent on value added, customer focused service Guinevere. Kudos. You definitely just got added to my naughty, but ohh so nice, list of ladies I want to meet.
Sir Animitasenthe...
Thank you... and may I say that I am incredibly flattered to be added to your NAUGHTY & NICE LIST!!
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Originally Posted by inspector farquar
Not to nitpick, but I doubt SG was cold and undercooked.
GULP!! YOU must have read my ORGY REVIEWS!!
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
WE NEED A CHOCOLATE MALT IN HERE !!!!
i don't remember that clip below. But watch him screw the lid on at 1:32 then 4 seconds later, it is off. LOL
Ahhh... I did not notice that the first time around!! GREAT CATCH!!
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Originally Posted by Your Naughty Muse
I don't know SG, have never met her or seem her, but I wanted to add something. She advertises that she's the same age as me, so obviously I have many many girlfriends of the same age. Some look 30. Some look 50. I saw one girl from high school and I thought she was her mom. At that age there are lots of factors that make women look older or younger.
Just because you think she looks older doesn't mean she is lying. It seems a bit silly to lie about. Most guys who go for a hot MILF 44 yo will just as easily go for a hot 50 yo.
Thank you Sweetheart!! I apologize that I inadvertently left your name off of my post to the ladies... BAD SLAVE!!
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Originally Posted by LexusLover
Amen.
But like every rule, there are always "exceptions."
This was apparently an "exception" of Slaves, so I would apply one to her.
Ahhh... Now, you are just making me BLUSH!!
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Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Well, I must say that you seem like a very thoughtful and considerate lady.
. . . Providers with a sweet disposition are always the best, but often in short supply!
Sir Fast Gunn....
Well, I do try to treat other people like I myself want to be treated... Thank you for your kind words.....
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Originally Posted by Grknight
Slave,
I know this.....
I'm saving up my lunch money for a visit with you!
I've been convinced for a while that I need your pleasure...I mean the pleasure of your company.
Your overwhelming fans and admirers definitely outweigh this bitter review.
I do appreciate your candor and professionalism in addressing this though.
Sir Grknight...
I appreciate your kind words... and I will look forward your call...
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Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient
Wow.
You do not look 44 years old to me.
Sir Luckoftheorient,
You are too kind... I am glad to know the 2 to 3 hours a day of exercise are paying off...
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Originally Posted by LexusLover
Exceptional.
Sir LL...
If you keep this up I might have to jump in your arms and give you a BIG KISS!!
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Originally Posted by inspector farquar
I like her.
Really? How very intriguing...:)
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Originally Posted by 4karlos
Guinevere never disappoints.
You're up for a good fuck...you'll get served.
You're up for a grown up conversation with a glass of wine during lunch/dinner? You won't have enough time... she's classy, charming and entertaining.
You're up for the wildest ride your mind can put together? She'll cover that and add some more for you.
You're up for making a fool of yourself? Well guess what? DUDE...YOU GOT SERVED!!! She bitch-slapped you all over, and over. The refund was kind of 1 of a kind move, confirming that you were not dealing with some low-life girl.
Guinevere...Hoping to see you during my next stay in SA
Weekend is here - Cheers!
Sir Karlos...
You are an absolute SWEETHEART!! It has been too long since our last naughty adventure... I very much appreciate both your chivalry and kindness... Thank you...
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Originally Posted by Slitlikr
Damn SG!
Your last post gave me a raging hard on!
My mind just got fucked and I enjoyed it.
Who says you can't argue with idiots?
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
LOL!! Well, yes, apparently I CAN be FEISTY!!
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Originally Posted by Readytolearn
Okay....
SG, I've never seen you, but don't refund. See me instead with his cash so I'm free! A positive hell yeah review for sure!
Also, can I get a super special double with you and CD?!?
That would be wow! I can be both of yours bitch and just watch or join as you two see fit.
PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE!?!
Sir Readytolearn...
Lol... that is too funny!! However, I promise to take your offer under consideration... Might I say that it is very kind of you to TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!
The things that our hobbyists on ECCIE must endure while in the pursuit of HOT RAW SEX...
Do you have a CAPE? That might SWAY my decision in your favor...
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Originally Posted by teenieweenie
This may be one of the greatest ThreADs of all time!!
Ahhh... dammit... you guys are going to make me cry!!
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Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
Well I dunno about all the he said she said and some of the sword fighting is...well kind of gay and not funny gay but queer gay.
but his is
Ahhh... Thank you Sir Oilfieldscum!!
That photo was actually taken during one of my Houston tours this year... I believe it was in April or May... So, I shouldn't hang up the handcuffs just yet?
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Originally Posted by SNL9933
This thread only makes me want to see SG....that's one smokin hot body....mee-wow...
Well, you know where to reach me....
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Originally Posted by LexusLover
No comparison as far as the visuals. I know DM gives (or did anyway) good head, and I would imagine that anyone as tasty as SG would also, although she has not invited me to the experience. Of course, SG's body invites "reciprocity" in that endeavor and activity, which might increase SG's enthusiasm and attention.
Thats it!! HUGE KISS COMING YOUR WAY when we finally MEET!! I may just attack you as you walk through the door!!!
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Originally Posted by Thatdude
As others have stated one negative review is nothing to sweat.
Now, that I am a few days out... I would agree with you... No pain... No gain!!
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Originally Posted by Readytolearn
Okay, but why was my comment ignored or just read over?...
I wasn't joking... See me on mickdickers credit!
Also, how about a triple with CD, SG, and Sonya? They are the new black right? Sadly I can't afford any of that with SO shared bank account...
And SG has experience in gang bangs!... Something else I'd like to look into... But alas, those dreams may just remain dreams...
And my dream gang bang would be all the ladies SG mentioned in the above quote and ME!
Sir RTL...
I have to admit that you are growing on me.... So, the cat is out of the bag about my orgies?? What will Pimp Daddy SL say now???
This thread is an excellent illustration of a lady gracefully handling a rebuttal thread and using it to her advantage in the court of public opinion. Way to stay on message, remain polite and eloquent, and turn it into a successful threAD with like 20 pics of you in the process and 3000 views! Well played...
These things are often train wrecks particularly when one or the other party uses the ample rope given to hang themselves! Slave chooses her words carefully and uses her rope in more fun ways! That's more than I can say for the guy who wrote the review unfortunately.
Sir SpiceItUp...
I feel like I should be thanking YOU!! A few months ago I read a thread rebuttal in which you had given the "No" review and I thought the manner in which you handled and carried yourself was quite admirable....
You were never rude... You just gave your opinion and your kept your composure the entire time... Now, I am not applauding you giving a provider a NO review because I never like to see anyone get a NO review... but if this does occur then at least people should be able to learn from it...in other words I thought you did it in a very tasteful and tactful of manner.
Yes, it hurts when we are told that we are not attractive, or that we did not do our job to their satisfaction but again, how can we learn and improve if we do not get both NEGATIVE & POSITIVE feedback?
I do try to take notes on the things you boys write and say on here... Some things I agree with and others I do not... but at the end of the day... as long as I feel that I am constantly learning and growing then I am happy with myself...
Thank you for your contribution to the board... leading by example is a very powerful tool to have in your armamentarium...
I see he changed his original reply to me. I appreciate you capturing that little gem, monkey man. Very different from what he changed it to once he realized how f*cking rapey that sounded.
Anyways, Mickdicker, you keep insisting that you had every right to write a review. Which you did. No one can take that away from you. And actually my beef (and possibly others') with you is not the review at all, it is how you have spoken to and about SG and other people on this thread. You seem to need some level of superiority or authority here. The way you keep whining about what she should or should not be allowed to do or say. You said your piece... why can't she say hers? You seem to love the concept of open honesty when it comes to what YOU can say, but you freak out when she exercised the same right. Why is that? And frankly, she was admirably tactful and nice about the whole thing, while you've been insulting and incendiary at every turn. I can only imagine how the ROS in the review reads, but I'm pretty sure it's not very tactful.
If you're allowed to write a review just because she wasn't your type, then I don't see why she wouldn't be allowed to put you on VH because you weren't hers. As long as she tells the truth and doesn't lie, then that should be her right, shouldn't it? You write reviews so other gents can make an informed decision about whether or not to see her. Very admirable. We write alerts for the same reason. No one is FORCING anyone not to see her because of your review, right? No harm, no foul? Well, it works the same way with VH. No lady would be forced not to see you... she'd just see an example of how she could expect to be treated. And that also goes for the rest of you guys that freaked out at the idea of her posting something to inform us ladies, but vehemently defend his right to his review. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Edit: Oh, and I find it slightly amusing that you writing a "no" review about her, in what I can only assume is not very flattering language is totally fine in your mind. But her writing an extremely polite rebuttal, probably the nicest one ever written, throws you off so much that being an asshole is completely understandable in your mind. I can only imagine how wounded you might be had she been as rude and insulting as you have been.
Ok Caroline I have been reading this thread for a couple of days now and I must say not only are you very well spoken, I love a woman who knows how to make an intelligent argument, but you are absolutely beautiful as well. Damn I may need to make a trip to Houston soon
Madam SG, I hope I continue to grow in you... Err, on you as you state.
Also, yes the orgies are out of the bag as I have seen, or rather read, your SA work. Very nice.
And to a previous poster commenting about CD's eloquence... I agree and SG has it too! Just imagine a night out with these two lovely goddesses... A night fit for a ...
Here's hoping SG isseriously considering my offer and gives me the pleasure of taking one for the team.
Madam SG, I hope I continue to grow in you... Err, on you as you state.
Also, yes the orgies are out of the bag as I have seen, or rather read, your SA work. Very nice.
And to a previous poster commenting about CD's eloquence... I agree and SG has it too! Just imagine a night out with these two lovely goddesses... A night fit for a ...
Here's hoping SG isseriously considering my offer and gives me the pleasure of taking one for the team.
Sir Readytolearn...
Lol... Yes, I rarely say anything that I do not mean.... and while, I think that my 249 positive reviews speak for themselves... I find your OFFER to be INTRIGUING...
I am an athlete and you were very clever to appeal to that part of me... I hate to lose... I always have and whenever I have competed I only play one way and that way is to win...
Normally, when I am bcd I tend to be very submissive... However, you are appealing to the athlete inside of me which means that I would approach our date with an intensity you cannot even begin to imagine...
This would mean that for the next 30 days that I would not only increase my physical training but that I would immerse my mind in books and videos designed to improve and enhance my already considerable sexual skills...
When we finally meet... my only focus and goal would be to devour... seduce and dominate you with every sexual trick in the book... I will leave you exhausted and begging for mercy...
Now, before I go any further... I have one question for you...
Do you think that you have what it takes to step into the ring with me for 60 minutes?
If I am prepared to put MY ASS into it... are you prepared to put YOUR BACK into it?
Well sg.....I think your one no review has turned into a great thing for you as I am sure you will never lack for business when in houston. I know I will join the list and take a number.
You have certainly answered the review with class and have brought a lot of attention to yourself with words and pictures.
We will be looking forward to your future ads so we know when you are in town.
Lol... Yes, I rarely say anything that I do not mean.... and while, I think that my 249 positive reviews speak for themselves... I find your OFFER to be INTRIGUING...
I am an athlete and you were very clever to appeal to that part of me... I hate to lose... I always have and whenever I have competed I only play one way and that way is to win...
Normally, when I am bcd I tend to be very submissive... However, you are appealing to the athlete inside of me which means that I would approach our date with an intensity you cannot even begin to imagine...
This would mean that for the next 30 days that I would not only increase my physical training but that I would immerse my mind in books and videos designed to improve and enhance my already considerable sexual skills...
When we finally meet... my only focus and goal would be to devour... seduce and dominate you with every sexual trick in the book... I will leave you exhausted and begging for mercy...
Now, before I go any further... I have one question for you...
Do you think that you have what it takes to step into the ring with me for 60 minutes?
If I am prepared to put MY ASS into it... are you prepared to put YOUR BACK into it?
I'm intimidated, but YES, YES, and YES!
Was there even three questions?
I've wanted to find someone who can give me my most pops in an hour. I'm reasonably young (30s) and have the drive of a teen (with quick hard wood to accompany). You are definitely Porn Star material that would be exquisite.