Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

My Ode to You Guys

yes there is a post whore named Daphne..
and I must admit she's sexy
Just a product of her decadent environment
on a board known as ECCIE

Now this place has other sexy bitches
tried, tested, and true dames
some of them wear chaps,some thongs,
some others see no need for britches

there's some crazy dudes too
one named boardman,
sometimes I swear he's cruising for a bruisin
there is an abbreviation for his handle
one we associate with bowel movement

ThatManFromTexas
where the hell is he from?
Texas is a huge state, 268601 sq miles in all,
hiding under his big ass gallon hat
resident ECCIE poet with 10 gallon balls

Dearhunter, ergo, deerhunter
I wonder about him,
the white kitty in his avatar looks so vicious
since they never share screen names but get screened another way
how do I know if I've deemed his dick deliciouS?

Now soulmanike,
super moderator like his avatar is he
Mace Windu played no games with his lightsaber,
enough dick for one chick? Oh no, enough for three

Brooke Wild, my favorite girl detective
If you think some bullshit is gonna fly by her
whether it be bait&switch or a lame ass scam
think again, your brain must be defective

Now Reese Mcclain,
so classy like her pseudonym be,
this be the lass that wears chaps,
quick to the draw, sweet as honey,
bet that world class ass rides like a grand prix

babydollsnow,
sexy pistol packing prego
she must be from Texas too
for her baby shower get her a six shooter
and a holster to post em to

now to everyone else,
who in this opus I did omit
please stay tuned for the next installment
unless I fuck around and forget

[onehitwonder]

WOW. You may have missed your calling, mama. Youse a poet and don't know it! Sorry. Could'nt help myself...........

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

onehitwonder,
how could I forget about thee?
cute as a frickin button
now where the hell might Mesquite, TX be?

I'm bored as hell, and I'm not the party girl type.. somebody come stick some dick to me!

[onehitwonder]

LOL. Good one! It's a suburb of Dallas.


I just KNEW you were gonna crack on me about the PM incident!!!

Yeah I don't care for crowds so bar scene is out for me too. Plus I've worked around drunks most of my life sooooo.............yeah. Party girl, not so much anymore!

[Eccie Addict]

I'd be happy to help unbore you but I'm still recovering...lol Although....

[onehitwonder]

Eccie Addict, MAN UP Dude!
Recovering from what? Cookin' lessons,sewin' lessons,yoga lessons?
WHAT could possibly make you abstain from s.e.x.?

[Eccie Addict]

Recovering from Luxury Daphne is what...lol I believe I did man up friday night. Daphne can you confirm that for me babe

[onehitwonder]

OOP'S! My bad. I am indeed sorry. It will never happen again. Until next time.........LOL

[Eccie Addict]

LOL It's ok I understand and next time I will understand again

[onehitwonder]

Dude, I hate i when that happens. But I'm nosey. I can't help it. If I don't know EVERYTHING I get a head-ache...........

[Eccie Addict]

I hear ya. Shit I get a headache when I can't see all these fine women when I want to see them. I swear if I were a millionaire it would be on 24 7...lol

[onehitwonder]

Well when you become a millionaire let me know and I will help ya!

You know, make your appointments, handle your sreening issues, 3'somes...............

A true friend not just in it for the $$$$

[Eccie Addict]

Lol right on but you might have to join in on the fun once in a while ya know all work and no play just aint right

[onehitwonder]

HELLO??? I said 3'somes. WTF? You thought I was doin' all that for SOME other chick? WAY whatever!!!

[Eccie Addict]

lol easy cowgirl just making sure you are from texas cause that's how we do it....you have proven yourself as a true texan lol