Best Movie Quote EVER!

[Slotgoop]

Watch your Corn Hole Bud !

[MARTlAN]

Movie, IT
"Kiss me fat boy!"

[Poet Laureate]

From 'Cruel Intentions'
Sarah Michelle Gellar to Ryan Phillippe: "I'll let you put it wherever you want..."

[Poet Laureate]

From 'The Blind Side'
Leeann Twohy to Michael Oher: "Michael, if you get some poor girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will drive up here and cut off your penis."

[Poet Laureate]

Betty White to the sheriff, in Lake Placid:

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

[Spacemtn]

From War Games:

1. Falken: Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?
2. Jennifer: Yeah, of course.
3. Falken: But you don't anymore.
4. Jennifer: No.
5. Falken: Why?
6. Jennifer: Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
7. Falken: Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back at the war room, they believe you can win a nuclear war. That there can be 'acceptable losses.'

Falken: General, you are listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one.

Joshua: Would you like to play a game?

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

[Poet Laureate]

From "Mutiny on the Bounty:"

"You think by casting me adrift that you've won! Well, you haven't! I'll see you, all of you, hanging from the highest yardarm in the British Fleet! You haven't seen the last of me, Mr. Christian!"

[Poet Laureate]

From Jaws II:
Chief Brody to the City Council:
"I'll tell you what that is...it's a shark! I know what a shark looks like because I've seen one up close! And you better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!"

[jazzbill]

From Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask:

Woody Allen (the Sperm):
"I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling."

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Going by memory so apologies if the quote isn't exactly right, but I'm sure it's close:

Vincent: Ever hear the theory that all you have to do is apologize once, and all is forgiven?
Jules: The nigga that said that wasn't having to pick up pieces of brain and skull on account of your dumb ass!

From "Pulp Fiction", Tarrentino's Best!

[Jessie Austin]

"We're on a mission from God."
The Blues Brothers

Lacey Underall: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
Ty Webb: How do you mean?
Lacey Underall: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
Caddyshack

[knotty man]

half a tank of gas, pack of cigarettes, 150 miles to Chicago, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses..........hit it!

[stevejones1969]

Come on guys how about the classics.....

" I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

" Go ahead punk, make my day"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get"

and the best " Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the Wind = WINNER

[h0rnd0g]

"I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?"
Dennis Leary
Demolition Man.

Pvt. Joe Bauers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
-Idiocacy

[Poet Laureate]

How many great quotes came out of the genius of Mel Brooks' 'Blazing Saddles?' Here are my favorites:

Jim: "Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass."

Lili Von Shtupp: "Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? [sound of zipper opening]

Lili Von Shtupp: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"