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12-31-2011, 01:26 PM
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Scat fantasies are a lot more than 25-50.
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What if a get a dexter "kill room" setup to the equation and add in some dirty talk while I blast away the sin and fecal matter off of the nasty boys. That's like a whole package right there! I wonder how much I could charge for that.
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12-31-2011, 02:26 PM
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What if a get a dexter "kill room" setup to the equation and add in some dirty talk while I blast away the sin and fecal matter off of the nasty boys. That's like a whole package right there! I wonder how much I could charge for that.
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odd how that is similar to how the escort in the diaries sets up her place for the guy with the food fetish. LOL
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12-31-2011, 02:29 PM
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Amazing what you all can find to talk about!
Never a dull moment LOL!!
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12-31-2011, 02:38 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Boogers, skidmarks, scat, and fetish . . .
What are you referring to? Just the natural movement of a thread.
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12-31-2011, 03:36 PM
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What if a get a dexter "kill room" setup to the equation and add in some dirty talk while I blast away the sin and fecal matter off of the nasty boys. That's like a whole package right there! I wonder how much I could charge for that.
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Most ladies charge extra for fetish session. I'm thinking if you did no sex, just the powerwasher fetish session you could get about 5 bills depending on what kind of session the guy wanted. Just cleaning him up, 5 bills. If he wants his balls and cock washed until he's awash (get it???) in pain, an extra 2 bills. Getting tied up so it's like shooting balls in a barrel, another couple of bills, especially if you've got a wooden cross. Cock & ball stocks, more. I could go on, but you get the idea.
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12-31-2011, 03:58 PM
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After I drop a duece, my system is to use a little tp with just one swipe, then i sit on the side of the tub and wash it off.Who the hell needs diaper rash from unwashed shit?..not I..
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12-31-2011, 04:01 PM
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Hey ladies...
Get funky.
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01-01-2012, 12:53 AM
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EWW gross some guys need an high pressure water sprayer to get rid of the shit accumulated in their cavernous but cracks. Thankfully I have not encountered this, I don't know what I would do if I found huge skid marks on the bed. Do you tell them? Is it rude to let them know?
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Thankfully I almost never encounter the skid mark thing, but the one time I did, I told the guy this was a bed, not a racetrack.
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01-01-2012, 07:20 AM
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Let's thinck about this . . . I am sure that there would be many fucktards interested in a high water pressure table shower.
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01-01-2012, 07:25 AM
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Most ladies charge extra for fetish session. I'm thinking if you did no sex, just the powerwasher fetish session you could get about 5 bills depending on what kind of session the guy wanted. Just cleaning him up, 5 bills. If he wants his balls and cock washed until he's awash (get it???) in pain, an extra 2 bills. Getting tied up so it's like shooting balls in a barrel, another couple of bills, especially if you've got a wooden cross. Cock & ball stocks, more. I could go on, but you get the idea.
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Coupled with a nuru massage...
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Interesting... Now that's what I'm Talking about ..*Taking Notes*
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Get funky.
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It's on ...
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01-01-2012, 07:26 AM
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Let's thinck about this . . . I am sure that there would be many fucktards interested in a high water pressure table shower.
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Coupled with a nuru massage...
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01-01-2012, 07:59 AM
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water fetish
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Let's thinck about this . . . I am sure that there would be many fucktards interested in a high water pressure table shower.
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You would be surprised
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01-01-2012, 08:35 AM
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I've done as Ava said...suggest, "Would you like a Kleenex?" and casually point to the same side of my nose that it's "nesting" in. Sometimes that's all that's needed. They get the hint. There was one gent I met who had a dry one--blowing in and out--each time he inhaled/exhaled. I was fearful that it would eventually fly out in my mouth or on my face when kissing. I thought this was a one time thing, but each time I saw him, he always had the same thing in the same nostril. I would have to avoid kissing because I was fearful that it would eventually fly out in my mouth or on my face when kissing.
In regard to skid marks--it happens every now and then, but I wouldn't make any sarcastic comments to him. It's an embarrassing enough mistake as it is. No one needs to have it pointed out. I'm sure he notices it when he gets off the bed.
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01-01-2012, 10:29 AM
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Let's thinck about this . . . I am sure that there would be many fucktards interested in a high water pressure table shower.
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Interesting... Now that's what I'm Talking about ..*Taking Notes*
It's on ...
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great to see the American entrepreneurial spirit and team work is alive and well !! the culmination of a couple of sick minds and a savy smart sexy vixen to make it all happen!!
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01-01-2012, 10:38 AM
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I've done as Ava said...suggest, "Would you like a Kleenex?" and casually point to the same side of my nose that it's "nesting" in. Sometimes that's all that's needed. They get the hint. There was one gent I met who had a dry one--blowing in and out--each time he inhaled/exhaled. I was fearful that it would eventually fly out in my mouth or on my face when kissing. I thought this was a one time thing, but each time I saw him, he always had the same thing in the same nostril. I would have to avoid kissing because I was fearful that it would eventually fly out in my mouth or on my face when kissing.
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..HAHA!! now this is what Im talkin about!!figured there be some good stories out there!!
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