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Old 11-03-2011, 07:44 PM   #16
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whoa , whoa, we providers have seen PLENTY of men that came straight from work and reeked of urine. They shake willy off after urinating and off he goes for the rest of the day.Some smelled like a musky locker room and we didn't CHARGE EXTRA or send him away. There are showers available. Tell her to go douche.. that you want just showered freshness. And the same goes with the Guys..
But you do have a valid complaint because I have seen women screaming about the guy not being fresh. Yep.. Fair Game.
You can't get a refund because we ladies don't charge extra nor do we turn you away. This looks like someone is trying to get a free RIDE or CHEAP.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:02 PM   #17
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Ask for a accompanied shower. No one get's offended and you still have fun.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:04 PM   #18
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Ask for a accompanied shower. No one get's offended and you still have fun.
A good idea, and it would work for some.

Personally, once that smell is in my nose, I'm ready to leave. As I've already paid, I'd probably be less than gentle and the provider would never see me again, lol.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:11 PM   #19
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Good point Shay Shay...
Sketchy.. you don't go down below first... stick a finger in the cookie first and smell it... You know you cant dive in first without further inspection of the FDA testing.
I thought I taught you better than that..
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:55 PM   #20
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Good point Shay Shay...
Sketchy.. you don't go down below first... stick a finger in the cookie first and smell it... You know you cant dive in first without further inspection of the FDA testing.
I thought I taught you better than that..
You crazy girl.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:31 PM   #21
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Ask for a accompanied shower. No one get's offended and you still have fun.
I have never seen a provider without just getting out of the shower. If I have to ask a provider to shower then I am doing something she should do for herself. There is no excuse PERIOD. If you made the appt then you should prepare before it. If you are delayed and don't have time then call and say your going to be a little late because you want to freshen up. This goes for the ignorant asshole hobbiest that don't think their ass smells or they have dirty balls. If I was a provider I would just refuse to see him. CLEAN is cheap. CLEAN is mandatory. CLEAN is just common sense.
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Old 11-03-2011, 11:51 PM   #22
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I go out of my way to schedule appointments in the am when ever possible. There is nothing worse than a skunk that has been hit with several condoms and then a quick baby wipe like that’s going to do the trick! I like them fresh and I always shower just before my appointment. FYI: I have talked to "Low Volume Providers" that think 5 appointments a day is LOW VOLUME!
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Old 11-03-2011, 11:59 PM   #23
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still looking... I agree.
Burk, I agree but taking a shower is FUN... dammit I got my hair wet.
You just want to be a fickle fart , I wanna wash your balls baby.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:02 AM   #24
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Burk, I agree but taking a shower is FUN... dammit I got my hair wet.
You just want to be a fickle fart , I wanna wash your balls baby.
Burk, I know she is talking to you! LOL
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:32 AM   #25
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Still looking...
tell me you are dirty, u are a dirty boy aren't you?
u have been playing around those stanky coochies and we gotta clean
you up. hmmmmm
stop looking and let me make you feel something.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:39 AM   #26
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tell me you are dirty, u are a dirty boy aren't you?
u have been playing around those stanky coochies and we gotta clean
you up. hmmmmm
stop looking and let me make you feel something.
Wish I could, but I'm a clean freak. I wash my hands about 10 times per day. And EVERY time after going to the rest room. I shower twice a day. That just me!

"Stanky Coochies?" I don't think so! DAMN!
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:43 AM   #27
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Wish I could, but I'm a clean freak. I wash my hands about 10 times per day. And EVERY time after going to the rest room. I shower twice a day. That just me!

"Stanky Coochies?" I don't think so! DAMN!
I'm the same way mate. I'm a dude that uses baby powder because I don't want sweat in weird places. I get disgusted fast when my women are dirtier than me. D:
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:45 AM   #28
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No role playing tonight... ok... damnnnn
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:53 AM   #29
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No role playing tonight... ok... damnnnn
No role paying Anita... a baby wipe just don't cut it with some of us! If you move the sheets and flies get disturbed, you can bet were going to hit the door and disappear faster than two large pizzas at a weight watchers convention.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but if a lady is not clean, that really pisses me off more than Kirstie Alley's Jenny Craig Coach! LOL
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This is one funny thread! I can't believe that there are providers that don't clean their sweet spot! Ewww! Seriously, unless you're asked for a specific dirty fetish (yuk) there's no reason that a hobbyist should have to ask you to wash up before a session...that's ridiculous! (lol)
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