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Old 05-17-2011, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default Another Viagra Joke...

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.



Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.



Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and it's hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.




"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"




The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"
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Old 05-29-2011, 05:49 PM   #2
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The cockatiel was lucky there was some chicken in the freezer!!!

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Old 05-29-2011, 07:37 PM   #3
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That's funny!!
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Old 05-29-2011, 09:15 PM   #4
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LMAO !!!! that was funny !!!
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Old 05-30-2011, 05:48 PM   #5
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Lol lol
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:39 PM   #6
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You here that they started giving viagra to the guys in the nursing home? It helps to keep them from rolling out of bed at night.
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:36 PM   #7
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LOL Bad Husband !!! Funny!




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thats very funny. hey sweet and little by the way I like that pic
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Old 05-30-2011, 09:22 PM   #9
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Thanks Selena, I thought so too!
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