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Old 09-12-2019, 01:45 PM   #1
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Default Parking ticket.

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

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Old 09-12-2019, 02:50 PM   #2
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Old 09-12-2019, 02:57 PM   #3
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

go to Austin and fine asswipe's car
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:01 PM   #4
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That was my first thought, but I passed. Might be accused of stalking.
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:13 PM   #5
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go to Austin and fine asswipe's car
Put a dent in his car. Put a note on the windshield " Sorry I hit your car but I am suing you for my injuries anyway because I don't have health insurance". "My Policy was cancelled because of Obamacare". "My Lawyer will be in touch with you soon", Signed "Jack Mehoff", lol.
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Old 09-12-2019, 04:45 PM   #6
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I wish I could find a Trump bumper sticker. Not to be found. Trump Scardy cats are to cowardly. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:04 PM   #7
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They’re all over AUSTIN. (Not!)

We had two, but Ellen ran away and WD’s car was impounded after Humpty took a Dumpty in the front seat when they were trolling for SW’s.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHHAHAH!! !
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:25 PM   #8
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I wish I could find a Trump bumper sticker. Not to be found. Trump Scardy cats are to cowardly. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
You wouldn't do shit chump. You're all talk no action.
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Old 09-13-2019, 06:30 AM   #9
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You wouldn't do shit chump. You're all talk no action.
Your a typical Trump coward who doesn't know anything about America or American freedoms. You hide in the shadows of life and hide behind a keyboard on the internet. The groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter, whom you despise, have way more balls than you will ever have. Your just a punk ass farm boy to scared to stand up for your beliefs. Just another Trump pussy
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:14 AM   #10
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Your a typical Trump coward who doesn't know anything about America or American freedoms. You hide in the shadows of life and hide behind a keyboard on the internet. The groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter, whom you despise, have way more balls than you will ever have. Your just a punk ass farm boy to scared to stand up for your beliefs. Just another Trump pussy
Is this a another blustering rant from our resident self-admitted mommy's basement dweller. Your words not mine.
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:24 AM   #11
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Is this a another blustering rant from our resident self-admitted mommy's basement dweller. Your words not mine.
Your a typical Trump coward who doesn't know anything about America or American freedoms. You hide in the shadows of life and hide behind a keyboard on the internet. The groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter, whom you despise, have way more balls than you will ever have. Your just a punk ass to scared to stand up for your beliefs. Just another Trump pussy
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:35 AM   #12
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Your a typical Trump coward who doesn't know anything about America or American freedoms. You hide in the shadows of life and hide behind a keyboard on the internet. The groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter, whom you despise, have way more balls than you will ever have. Your just a punk ass to scared to stand up for your beliefs. Just another Trump pussy
So what I already said. LOL.

Is this a another blustering rant from our resident self-admitted mommy's basement dweller. Your words not mine.
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:56 AM   #13
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That was my first thought, but I passed. Might be accused of stalking.
No, you save that act other places.

Stalking me would require physical mobility and mental acuity. You possses neither, sweetheart.
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:23 AM   #14
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No, you save that act other places.

Stalking me would require physical mobility and mental acuity. You possses neither, sweetheart.
Poor, Poor Yssup. Rockwell describes him to a tee.

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That's Funny But how did it turn into a hate thread , u know Big-t
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