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06-15-2014, 05:04 AM
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COWBOY AND IRS
A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Dakota prairies without water.
His horse had already died of thirst.
He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie, 'You know how this works... You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' says the cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.
'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich ....beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He's turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
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06-18-2014, 03:18 PM
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Sweet
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04-30-2016, 08:18 AM
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WHAT HAPPEN TO BEING WORLD LEADER HUMAN RIGHT?
Internet BLOCK OFF COVER-UP
TAX TIME WHERE CJOHNNY54 money(or 88 STOLE IT), HE HAS NOT MOVE ... address at parent place in LA PORTE,TX
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05-23-2016, 08:21 PM
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So nice post.
Thanks.
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05-24-2016, 08:50 AM
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I'd always heard that as being a black man. "I wish I was white and surrounded by pussy." Same result.
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08-23-2016, 09:51 PM
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So true Soulman
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08-29-2016, 02:43 AM
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plus
Stupid. Lol
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09-06-2016, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jj837
Internet BLOCK OFF COVER-UP
TAX TIME WHERE CJOHNNY54 money(or 88 STOLE IT), HE HAS NOT MOVE ... address at parent place in LA PORTE,TX
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their has been a video camera in his home the first day they move in.... the FIRM - 1993
lots of ideas and some good for patent
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09-07-2016, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tttalinky
So true Soulman
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no still doing their master bidding, just this time no one know who their master is/link to them
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09-07-2016, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Maria Dinero
Sweet ![Grin](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/grin.gif)
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sweat
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09-08-2016, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by reenakaur
So nice post.
Thanks.
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Me too.
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09-08-2016, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Dakota prairies without water.
His horse had already died of thirst.
He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie, 'You know how this works... You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' says the cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.
'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich ....beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He's turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
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interesting
. and that not a woman cycle
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09-08-2016, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by annie@christophers
Stupid. Lol
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09-09-2016, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by austin_voy
I'd always heard that as being a black man. "I wish I was white and surrounded by pussy." Same result.
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what about being asian, arab, hispanic, etc " not too white and not too dark "?
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09-11-2016, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by J@UofH
what about being asian, arab, hispanic, etc " not too white and not too dark "?
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to the OP ... this is a conflict of interest
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