Speaking as one who has met a few of you let me try my hand and pick some players for the film.
Stevepar should be played by Gary Busey
Amishgangsters personality could only be captured by Andy Dick
BSr would best be represented by Rowan Atkinson.
Bambino of course would be portrayed by The Arnold
Eaglehorse of course could be portrayed by no one else but Mr. Clint Eastwood
Pistolero…. never met him…...lemme just guess….. Steve Buscemi.
Stig would have to be played by Donald Trump, ( I know, not an actor but just as fluffy )
Diller would play himself.
Chizzy would be played by John Wayne because he didn’t give a fuck either.
( I know, he’s dead but I can’t find a living actor as old as chizzy )
And.
If I am to be represented can I request Melissa McCartney play me?
I think she fits me.