Needed to visit Home Depot today to buy Trees. Ho hum. Select tree. Pay. Go.
On way out, noticed pulled over vehicle, painted on its bonnet "Chicas Bonitas" and screen graphics of women and stripper poles. Presumably CB uses these to pick up and drop off dancers? Send dancers to bachelor parties? Private shows at private mens golf clubhouse? Whatever.
Hold on. Lets circle round have a look. What do you know: two extremely hot young women in major flirt mode. Really? One is latina maybe 19, 110 pounds but with a round bubbled posterior schwing. The other is the princess of Togo. About 6'1" west Afrikan-black with eyeballed measurements 35-19-34. Gulp.
Turns out that the hotties sideswiped some random dude's pickup truck, and they were pulled over discussing whether or not to make a report. He was incredulous, like he could not believe how great and terrible his luck was, and all at once. Yet, they were at impasse and girls were trying to flirt their way out.
Dude had at most 500 worth of damage, was not major at all, so Trees suggested that it looked like a perfect doubles lapdance with happy ending, "there is your win win" Trees urged. Why the fuck not?
They laughed out loud and Trees bolted (immediately before their nervous little group hug?), wondering what ever happened? Hope they all CAME to a mutually agreeable resolution that included happy ending for all, keep the gods smiling right?
And they had the van. Right there. Its an incall and outcall at the same time? Could not see thru windows because they were silk screen painted with strippers and poles. Is this just too fucking juicy delicious to be true?
Nope.
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Funny Moment in Home Depot Parking Lot: Body Work Needed?
