Anyone else got a Rocket in their pocket?

[ozmosys]

I've recently had the most extraordinary erotic experience, but then haven't we all? After all, is not ECCIE in fact the abbreviation for "Erotic Copulation in the Company of Inspired Exhibitionists"?

This is where the guys gather to swap stories about the conquest of their latest sexy goddess, while also bragging about the size of their own Rockets and chiseling the gals' Retirement plans down to suit their own budgets.

And New Year's Eve is fast appRroaching, which makes us all think of what?

Yes ... New Year's Eve Sex with our ATF, whose Rates have sky-Rocketed for that particular evening.

So without further ado, here's my Rocket, which alone will do nothing to win me New Year's Eve sex with anyone, at this late date.

But maybe if I sing it in a Rousing duet with my good friends, here ... who all just happen to be named Benjamin.

An odd but insignificant coincidence. Okay, uh-1, uh-2, uh-1-2 . .

"R" means "aRe you the ... giRl foR me?"

"O" means "Only in yOur ... wildest dreams"

"C" means "Cash and Cunnilingus ... Clearly Cum between us"

"K" you "you Kick my ass, and Keep it Kool each time you sKreen us"

"E" means "Every time the .... Earth rEvolves"

"T" ... I Think of when our ... paThs will cross

"S" is Sexuality ... Slide upon my mattreSS SheetS ...
Sultry Slippery Sex ... for you and me ... be Safe y'all !!!

[ozmosys]

P.S. When you fire off a rocket, never fear
if it will fizzle at your feet
or soar into the stratosphere

sometimes we paint a mysterious moustache
on to that portrait on yonder wall
other times we barely squirt at all

and we never know
if it will be spectacular
nor should we care
the beauty is in being there

[mm175d]

Originally Posted by ozmosys

"R" means "aRe you the ... giRl foR me?"

"O" means "Only in yOur ... wildest dreams"

"C" means "Cash and Cunnilingus ... Clearly Cum between us"

"K" you "you Kick my ass, and Keep it Kool each time you sKreen us"

"E" means "Every time the .... Earth rEvolves"

"T" ... I Think of when our ... paThs will cross

"S" is Sexuality ... Slide upon my mattreSS SheetS ...
Sultry Slippery Sex ... for you and me ... be Safe y'all !!!

Nat King Cole is rolling in his grave. But, he's laughing his ass off!

Well done!