How Big is to BIG??

[cyranose69]

When is it acceptable to tell someone, "sorry but thats to Damn Big.?"
I met this local provider last week who is extremely beautiful, fit, and funny.
The only problem was when I pulled her panties down I got thumped on the forehead with a "THUMB Sized CLIT".
I was like whooooooo!!! I had never seen a clit of that.....proportion before in the real world. I kept checking under her for balls. I did not know if I should kiss it or shake hands with it.

The bad thing is she took it the wrong way and told me to get the fuck out.
I apologized and left, but it freaked me out.

What would you have done???

[ElisabethWhispers]

What would I have done?

Were you attracted to her and was she nice to you? Then I would have been gracious and polite. Nice. Think of her as an exotic flower and make love to her.

Making her feel embarrassed over something that cannot be helped?

Other than the fact that you sound completely cloddish, did you ever think that you might have run into an hermaphrodite and she doesn't even know it?

Wouldn't that have been interesting to see.

I'm really looking forward to seeing the other comments since I often will read men, in the ISO section, who will search for women with larger clits.

Hopefully, your upset will cause her to get more clientele. (After you get massive PM's asking you for the name of this person!)

[Lion26]

I would have asked "How can I play with that in the way that brings you the most pleasure?"

[Guest061815-1]

I would have said, "All right! A surprise threesome!" Then I would have unhinged my jaw and told her to get comfy!

[VonErich]

You should pm me her contact info. Big clit play is a fantasy of mine!

[Keyzer Soze]

Very well said EWhispers. Golden opportunity squandered. She will do better than OK.

[AngeLisa]

That's hott!!! Not a complaint but to each mans his own

[georgelynch74]

I respect everyones preferences , but that being said how would any of us feel if a provider laughed at us when we show them our package or hairy ass or belly or , you get the picture . Please pm me her name . Ladies if this describes you , please pm me as well. I love daty &
I think it is very sexy as well .

[DallasRain]

lol--well I have extra large labia...plzzzzzzzzzzzz don't laugh at me....just pretend it is an ice cream cone!

[Guest100114-1]

Lol I had a similar experience a few weeks ago with a lovely woman from salmas place. At first I was taken back, but I hid it well. Then I found myself being very curious on how to please her and she gently guided me in the right direction. It turned out to be a good experience. I previously thought I had seen a big clit until I saw hers. Haven't seen one that big since.

[mwsatx]

Originally Posted by Lion26

I would have asked "How can I play with that in the way that brings you the most pleasure?"

Amen to that!! I'd love to know her name...

[VonErich]

Dallas I'll lick your ice cream any time!

[CherryTNT210]

Surprise about about the big clit but I know what ya mean. Went out to Houston and handle a fella 14 inches long, but made my ass scared.

[VonErich]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lol--well I have extra large labia...plzzzzzzzzzzzz don't laugh at me....just pretend it is an ice cream cone!

I love ice cream cones Dallas

[Guest061815-1]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lol--well I have extra large labia...plzzzzzzzzzzzz don't laugh at me....just pretend it is an ice cream cone!

I am having SUCH a déjà vu right now! Weird....