The dumbest sales pitch a provider uses "if its not me its free"

[baylor]

What a useless thing to say.

I mean exactly zero people have takin a provider up on this claim.

Lets say you walk into a bait and switch.

The customer says "ahhh I caught you". "Thats not you in the pics".

The provider then says "yea, you busted me, take your clothes off you get the whole hour free".

LOL

[Carguy350]

Exactly

[Outdoorsman]

I do not think any client nor potential client has ever fallen for this, just my .02.

How would it play out? "Excuse me miss bit these pics are not you, so can i have have my free sex now?" She is gonna say "You caught me, okay, lets get naked, no donation." c'mon not gonna happen.

[kindafun]

What if it's really her but about 30 lbs ago? Does constitute a freebie?

[mriley000]

Happened to me, and I collected on it!! No...just kidding. I didn't just fall of the turnip wagon yesterday.

[When You Are Ready]

That's all it is -- just a sales pitch. If it happen to you, just turn around and walk out, but don't ever let your little head lead the way. There are too many wonderful ladies on ECCIE for you to let that happen.